Saturday, March 25, 2017

Is this anything? You guys will have to tell me if this is anything.

So I've been busy with a lot of things, picking up and putting down half a dozen stories when I came up with the stuff below.  You guys will have to tell me if it's anything worth continuing...




“So did you ever seen him naked?” my wife giggled, as she continued to expertly stroke my hard, dripping dick. “From the front?”
“My college roommate?” I panted, squirming on the bed. She was so good at this! “Yeah, a few times. In the shower I guess!”
“And...” she laughed, stroking me a little faster. “Did he have a big cock?”
“Sydney!”
“I'm just curious! He's going to be staying here a whole week, Bobby. Can't a girl be curious?”
I gasped, grasping the sheets to try and hold off. “Not if she's married!”
“Married women still get curious,” she laughed, enjoying my futile efforts to resist her hand. “Especially if they married a cute inexperienced virgin who always cums too soon.”
“Sydney!”
Sydney laughed as my face turned dark, dark red in shame. But my premature ejaculation problems weren't my fault!
Sydney had been a college cheerleader, one of those tiny girls with the perfect tan and perfect makeup and perfect hair who got thrown high up into the air so the crowd could cheer when she flashed her panties at them.
I had been a computer engineer, a great student but never a ladies man. And yes, I had still been a virgin when we had started dating, two years after leaving college.
Sydney hadn't. Not by a long shot.
And when she climbed on top of me with her tight little pussy and started rocking back and forth, throwing her head back and grabbing her firm tits and making these wild, throaty moans, I came too fast. Every time.
“So tell me about Emmett's dick,” she giggled, watching my breaths get shorter. “Unless you want me to find out on my own...”
“No!” I gasped, which only made my wife laugh harder.
“So tell me then.” She took a break from stroking me to lick the palm of her hand before starting in again. God, it was so dirty and hot when she did that... She grabbed my cock again, starting slow but speeding up her strokes steadily. “How big was it? Big enough to please me?”
I blushed even harder. This was my wife!
“Well, it...um...” Her tight little naked body against mine, her hand gliding expertly up and down my cock- it made it so hard to think! “...it was okay, I guess!”
She started rolling her wrist at the top of every stroke, sliding her wet palm over my slippery cockhead with a practiced motion that made my bones throb. “Bigger than yours?”
I swallowed. “Yeah.”
“Like, a lot bigger?” She stroked a little faster. “Tell the truth!”
I blushed, closing my eyes. “Yes! It was a lot bigger!”
“Well that shouldn't be hard. Every real man has something bigger than your cute little baby dick.”
“Syd!”
I couldn't even look at her. But the little giggle I heard as she kept stroking confirmed she had felt it. My rock-hard four inch dick was throbbing as she made fun of it.
Like it always did.
“Mmmmm, it will be nice to have a real man around the house for once,” she laughed, watching my face go red. “So does Emmett go for tits? Or is he more of an ass man?”
“What does that matter?!”
Sydney laughed, sliding her short but perfectly shaped leg against me. “I don't want him to get bored, honey! I might make a little more effort to dress up around him, just to keep things interesting...”
I groaned, licking my lips. “Please don't...”
“But honey, it's just going to be him and me, alone all day...” she giggled. “With nothing to do while you're at work... maybe I'll just give him a few little flashes here and there...” She licked my ear. “A little panties... a little cleavage...”
The thought of my wife teasing my college roommate with her body, while I was off at work, unable to stop her, had my balls pulling tight.
She licked my ear again. “Maybe I'll let him 'accidentally' catch me in the shower, all naked and soapy.... just to see if one thing leads to another?”
My eyes flew open. “Don't fuck him!”
“You wouldn't even know if I had fucked Emmett or not,” she laughed, stroking my dick even faster. “He could could be bending me over the couch four times a day, giving me that good, solid cock hard enough to make the neighbors hear and this cute little dick wouldn't have any idea I was cheating on it!”
I tried to stop her hand as I got closer but my right arm was trapped under her perfect ass and my left was no match for the grip she had on my cock.
“No!” I begged. “Don't fuck him!”
But she doubled down.
Sydney always doubled down.
“Mmmmm, I can already feel his hard, thick cock splitting me open!” she giggled, grinding her body against mine. “Stretching me out, getting deep into spots you've never even touched...”
Oh god-
Her breath was hot and teasing in my ear. “A good girl can only go so long before she gives in to a big hard cock baby...”
“NO! Don't fuck Emmett!”
“And he's staying here all week?” she laughed. “Oh, honey, I'm going to get SO much good dick while you're at work!”
I was squirming, trying to pull away. “No! Don't fuck him Sydney!”
“Give me permission and I'll let you watch,” she giggled. “Say yes and I'll let you hide in the closet as I spread my legs for him and moan as he slides inside my wet pussy. I'll let you watch him pound me like a dirty slut right in front of you, while I cry and beg him 'Harder Emmett! Fuck me HARDER-'
I came like a firehose.
Sydney laughed as I spurted all over my chest, shoulders and neck. She pumped her hand faster, making me yell in pleasure and kept stroking much longer than I would have, getting every drop out of me and making me a gasping squirming mess on the bed as my penis got too sensitive.
“Syndey! Stop!”
She giggled and gave me a few more strokes anyway. When she was done, I was a dripping, spent, red-faced mess.
“Holy shit Bobby!” she giggled, wiping her hand off on my leg. “I guess we both know what I have to do this week!”
I was blushing, humiliated, and covered in my own cum from an orgasm I had been desperately trying to avoid. “Please.... Sydney,” I panted, reaching for the tissues in my bedside drawer. “Tell me you were joking!”
She giggled, sliding open her own bedside drawer and pulling out a large, cordless purple vibrator. “We'll see.”
“Sydney! I know we joke about it a lot- but we're married now! Don't fuck my college roommate!”
She gasped as the vibrating head hit her perfectly shaved pussy. She was already starting to tremble- she had been turned on by the idea too! To see her tight, tanned little body shivering as she ground that thick, vibrating cylinder hard between her legs- it was giving me another erection!
She used the fingers of her free hand to pulled at her hard nipples, pinching and rolling them much harder than I usually did. “I said we'll see!”
“Sydney! Please don't fuck him!
My wife laughed and then came, just as long and powerfully as I had.

***

On the afternoon of the next day, I picked Emmett up at the local airport.
He looked pretty much just like he had three years ago: a tall jock with dirty blond hair, t-shirt over a huge barrel chest and ripped arms, perfectly fitting jeans and work boots over long, powerful legs.
A thousand years ago he would have been a Viking, raiding villages, carrying off loot and women at his whim. Now he was just a good-old southern boy who had been my roommate at Georgia Tech three years ago.
And had a huge, swinging cock my wife was very eager to see.
He laughed and stuck out a powerful hand when he spotted me approaching. “Hey Bobby. How's it hanging?”
I blushed as we shook. “Hey Emmett. Good to see you.”
“Yeah, thanks for putting me up,” he drawled, picking up his huge suitcase with one ripped arm like it weighed nothing. “Jobs out west ain't what they used to be. I figured maybe, if I could get lucky with something quick out here...”
I blushed again. “Um, no problem! Sydney and I are happy to have you.”
Shit! Why did I have to say it that way?
“Sydney, huh?” he said as we walked out to the parking lot. “Hey, sorry I missed your wedding, man. You know my mom had a whole thing going on that month-”
“No worries, you'll meet her soon enough,” I said, unlocking my car. I saw him place his suitcase into my truck, the weight making my shocks compress. And he had lifted it with one arm!
I swallowed, opening my door. “She's cooking dinner for us right now.”
“Well that sounds great,” Emmett laughed, getting in the other side. “Looks like she's already making up for lost time.”
I swallowed again, getting in. “Yeah. Sure.”

***

She definitely was.
I opened the door to our little beach house to find Sydney hard at work in the kitchen.
But unlike normal nights, she had her hair perfectly done, fresh makeup and lipstick on her face, even her toenails freshly painted to highlight her small, perfect feet. And she was wearing nothing but a pair of boy-short panties and t-shirt tied off right under her firm tits. I almost dropped my briefcase.
“Sydney!”
“Oh hell!” she squealed, turning around at the stove while Emmett came in right behind me, his jaw dropping as well. “You guys are early! And I had already started the chicken and I didn't want it to burn-”
She was laughing, using one forearm to sort of cover her braless tits under the thin tied off shirt and her other to sort of hide the crotch of her panties, even though her little fingers and a spatula didn't provide much protection. If anything, it made her look even more cute and sexy and helpless.
“Sydney!” I cried. “Go get dressed! You're practically naked!”
She didn't. Instead, she stamped one of her perfect feet on our kitchen floor. “Hell Bobby, why didn't you text me you were getting close?! So our guest doesn't walk in at the start of his visit and see me barely in my undies?!”
“I'm sorry Syd!” I stammered, looking at her, even though I didn't know what I could have done to prevent this. “Really, I am!”
“Hell, I don't mind, ma'am,” Emmett laughed, drinking her nearly naked body in as well. Boyshorts and a t-shirt might have been halfway decent for some girls, but like I said, Sydney had an ass and tits that wouldn't quit. “I'm never one to stand on formality,” he said.  
“Well that's good,” she laughed. “At least there's one gentleman in the house. Now come here and give me a hug- any friend of Bobby's is a friend of mine!”
I gasped as she padded over to Emmett, still dressed exactly as she was.
Sydney stood at a petite five foot nothing. Emmett was six foot two and easily over two hundred fifty pounds of muscle. To see a man like him reach down and hug my barely-dressed wife made my heart flutter.
She was like a child to him!
His strong, thick fingers were resting right on the waistband of her shorts, grasping her bare, tanned ribcage. She was up on her tiptoes, holding her smooth cheek against his short, manly scruff, pressing her tits into his chest as she made small, content purring noises.
“It's so good to have you here, Emmett,” she sighed, hugging him like a long lost lover! “Make yourself completely at home.”
“Sydney!” I cried, watching their hug go on and on. “Don't you think you should... get dressed now!”
She laughed and finally released him. “Well there's no point now, Bobby. Emmett's seen everything I've got!”
I gulped, my little dick starting to harden in my jeans. Not everything!
And one of Emmett's hands was still resting on her waist. Just a little movement upwards and he'd be cupping one of her firm, perfect tits. Just a little tug downward and her thin panties would give way, tearing off her body like tissue paper, leaving her tiny pussy and heart-shaped ass open and defenseless to whatever he wanted he wanted to do to her-
“Sydney- you really should get dressed!”
“Oh hell, you don't mind if just finish cooking like this, right Emmett?”
He grinned, one hand still holding her bare waist. “No ma'am. Not at all!”
She laughed, giving me a little wink. “Then grab a beer from the fridge and take a seat at the dinner table, Em. Things are just coming to a boil.”
As she walked past me, a big grin on her face, Sydney leaned over to me as soon as Emmett was out of earshot.
“Oh yeah, he's definitely an ass man,” she whispered into my ear. “Did you see how close his hands got to grabbing my butt?”
I had! That's why my dick was getting hard!
She got even closer, giggling as her hand found the growing tent in my khakis.
“I'm going to suck his cock while he's staying with us,” she giggled into my ear, her breath hot and teasing. “Somehow, while he's here, I'm going to get his big rod in my mouth and suck it like a porn star, Bobby. And if you're a good boy, I'll let you watch.”
“Sydney!”
She kissed my cheek. “Just you wait and see.”

***

I was a mess as I set the table while Sydney brought out our food, a glorious stuffed chicken.
She couldn't be serious!
Could she?
Her friends had tried to warn me when we had started dating; Sydney had been the 'blowjob queen' of her entire cheerleading squad. She had barely gotten through one season without going down on half the football team, or basketball team, or even some of the more well endowed baseball players!
I had thought her friends had just been joking with me, but Sydney had never told me exactly how many men she had sucked off in college, only that they had all been very well hung like Emmett-
“Hey buddy, watch it!” Emmett laughed, bringing me out of of my daydream. “I think I've got enough beer!”
“Oh shit, sorry!” I said, mopping up the overflow I had poured from his glass onto our table.
“That's Bobby, always spilling a bit too soon,” Sydney giggled, walking by in her boyshort panties.
They weren't as scandalous as her normal thongs would have been, these covered her cheeks pretty well. But Sydney's cheeks in any sort of thin, tight, underwear were a sight to behold.
Normally that kind of show would have gotten me totally hard. But I was so nervous, watching Emmett sneak a glance behind me as she bent over to put the chicken on the table, knowing what kind of view he was getting!
Emmett laughed and looked back to his beer. “So, uh how'd you two crazy kids meet?”
I forced down a gulp of my own drink. “Um, I'd been out of school about six months, at my first accounting job, and Sydney's squad came to an event our firm sponsored.”
He cocked his head as I sat down. “Squad?”
I swallowed. “Yeah um, Sydney was a college cheerleader.”
“Gooooooo Wildcats!” she laughed, doing a little jump at the side of the table, using oven mitts for pom-poms.
I blushed even harder as she sat down between Emmett and I, at the head of the table.
Her tits had almost popped free of her shirt during her jump!
Emmett chuckled, spooning mashed potatoes. “And you met Bobby and just had to have him, huh?”
“It was the opening of a car dealership, I was the youngest guy from our firm so they gave me the job of handling receipts,” I said, talking fast. “I got to talking to her squad as I was signing their invoice, and Sydney was the only girl who would give me the time of day...”
“Yeah, I can see that,” Emmett laughed.
I blushed a little. “So I convinced the firm to keep hiring them for a few more customer events and Sydney and I kept running into each other, and we got to know each other better and...”
I swallowed. Two years into our marriage and I barely believed I had landed someone like her myself!
Emmett chuckled again. “Who knew the life of an accountant was so interesting.”
“Trust me, it's not,” Sydney giggled, getting something out of the fridge. She was bending over again, her ass pointed right at us! “Bobby was SO different from the type of guy I normally dated.”
He raised an eyebrow. “Oh? What type is that?”
She giggled as she sat down again. “Oh, usually tall muscular jocks with like, really big dicks. The total opposite to Bobby.”
“Sydney!” I looked over, saw Emmett trying not to laugh. “She didn't mean... Sydney!”
Emmett was full on laughing now, covering his mouth with his hand. “Oh, damn!”
My face was burning.
Sydney had just basically admitted that my dick was too small for her! “Sydney!”
Emmett was laughing, slapping his knee. “Don't worry... Bobby! I've uh, seen you in the showers...” He shook his head, his face red too, but with laughter. “Shoot Bobby- she's a real handful isn't she?!”
Sydney took a bite of broccoli with an exaggerated sigh. “Too bad Bobby's dick isn't.”
“Oh DAMN!”
I was blushing so hard as Emmett fell into laughter again. Now they were BOTH laughing at my small dick!
“SYDNEY!”
“Hey, I ended up with you didn't I?” she said, leaning over the corner of the table to kiss my burning cheek. “I love my hubby and will stay with him forever, no matter what he does or doesn't have in his pants. Is that what you wanted to hear?”
It was, but I was still blushing, humiliated, and that was before I noticed that her bending over was giving Emmett another look at her tight, almost bared ass!
We talked a bit then about Emmett's fruitless job hunting the last year, where his family hailed from, some politics.
It was almost a normal dinner conversation that could have happened anywhere, except that we two men were still fully clothed and Sydney was practically naked! Every time she would lean over to get some salad dressing or cross her bare legs, dangling a little foot in the air I was reminded how little she was wearing.
And she was really flirting with him, touching his arm when he made a joke, leaning in when he told a story, giving off all the non-verbal signals girls did.
I watched Emmett's biceps flex as he got more potatoes and shivered again.
I was bigger than Sydney, but still barely half of Emmett's size. If I came home to find her impaled on his huge dick, moaning her head off, and tried to make a scene about it, getting angry and calling him some name I shouldn't, Emmett could kick my ass without breaking a sweat and finish fucking my wife without me able to do a thing about it.
I just had to pray he was able to resist temptation this week!
And Sydney too-
She wouldn't actually do anything... would she?
Around dessert she giggled and winked at me again. “So Emmett, Bobby told me you were quite the ladies man back in college.”
He grinned, shrugging his wide shoulders. “I did okay.”
She slapped his arm. “Bobby said you did more than okay. What did you say, honey? That Emmett collected more panties in a semester than you had in your whole life?”
I blushed, hating myself for telling her that! But she had her hand around my cock at the time, edging me and forcing me to tell her everything I had known about Emmett...
Even Emmett was blushing a little, and gave her an aww-shucks smile. “Well, a man doesn't kiss and tell...”
“Aw come on! Did you ever sleep with any girls on the first date?”
He grinned his viking smile. “A few.”
“How about...” Sydney winked at me. “...any cheerleaders?”
I blushed, already knowing the answer.
“A few of those too,” he admitted, grinning.
Sydney giggled. “Did you ever sleep with anyone Bobby had dated?”
I coughed out a bite of key lime pie. “Sydney!”
“It's just an innocent question,” she laughed, smiling at me. “It must have happened, in a little private college like that, after four years of rooming together...”
Emmett pushed away his empty plate of pie. “Well, that's all in the past, I don't want to bring up bad memories...”
But Sydney doubled down.
“Bobby always talked about this girl he had this major crush on in his class, some tall blond who just kept leading him on.... Joan? Josie?”
“Jessie,” Emmett and I said at the same time. Him fondly, me with regret.
“Oh hell, I haven't thought about Jessie Nolen in years!” Emmett laughed, shaking his head. “She used to hang out in our room all the time, doing homework with Bobby until all hours of the night.”
It had actually been me doing most of the work, Jessie copying my answers, rubbing my back, telling me how good a 'friend' I was. She had these incredibly long legs and would always wear the shortest shorts when she came over to study with me...
Emmett nodded at me, with a wink. “God, those legs, huh?”
Sydney grinned. She knew I was a leg man too, even made me kiss and lick her feet and calves sometimes when I was really horny and she was feeling really cruel...
“So?” she asked Emmett, grinning. “Did anything happen with you and Jessie?”
My roommate coughed, looking at me. “Well, there was this one weekend when Bobby was out of town...”
My fork clattered on my plate. “What?”
“You had gone back home for something,” he laughed. “And she came over, looking for help with that Accounting homework again. I couldn't do a lick of it, but we got to talking, she was wearing those tiny shorts and I started rubbing her legs...” He laughed, shaking his head. “Then one thing just led to another and...”
Sydney laughed, watching my red face. “I bet they did!”
I was getting stiff in my jeans, imaging the untouchable Jessie Nolen on Emmett's bed, those long legs wrapped around him...
She had never even let me touch her legs, or kiss her, or even take her on a date.
And Emmett had fucked her by accident!
“Anyone else?” Sydney giggled.
He laughed. “Come on Syd...”
“It must have happened again,” she giggled. “Big sexy guy like you, rooming with 'little' Bobby here...”
I was about to yell in protest but under the table her bare foot snaked between my legs and pressed my hardening cock through my pants. Then she started rolling her foot, her toes nearly as talented as her fingers had been last night. “Right, Bobby?”
I was sweating.
If she kept this up, I was going to cum in my pants!
She giggled, turning to him again. “Really? You didn't get with anyone else Bobby dated?”
Emmett looked at me and coughed, and my heart sank, because I knew what name he was going to say.
“Well, there was Lia Kwan.”
“Oh!” she giggled. “Who's that?!”
“Well, uh, she started off as Bobby's girl, around end of freshman year,” Emmett said, a little embarassed. “This very hot little Vietnamese girl-”
“Korean,” I corrected, my face burning as my wife gave me a slow foot job, under the table.
“Yeah, Korean, that's right,” he said, and I knew he would forget again by the morning. “Lia and I met through Bobby. After they broke up, she called me up a few days later and... by Sophmore year we were a thing.”
Sydney giggled. “So Bobby had to watch a girl he had dated go out with you- all year long?”
“Well, we tried not to rub it in his face,” Emmett said. “We all got to be friends eventually. Bobby said he was cool with it.”
I swallowed. “It wasn't a big deal.”
Emmett grinned, sighing. “Yeah, Lia. Lia was a cool chick.”
She had been more than that. Lia had been beautiful.
Perfect skin, silky black hair, a light angelic voice...
And even smaller than Sydney. I had hoped, her being Asian and all, my little penis wouldn't have been a problem for her, that I could please her like a normal man would. But I had never had the chance to find out!
Sydney was grinning, tongue sliding along the bottom of her teeth. “Did you guys ever have sex while Bobby was in the room?”
“No!” Emmett laughed, looking over at me. “We always put a tie on the door to let him know! Bobby, man- your wife's IS a handful!”
But I was blushing, hard. And both of them noticed it.
Emmett cocked his head. “Dude. You okay?”
Sydney's toes found my crotch again, the ball of her foot grinding my cock against my stomach, pushing me on. “Bobby? You caught them... didn't you?”
I swallowed. “It was, um... one time... on Halloween...”
Emmett slapped his forehead. “Oh shit! Oh man, I'm sorry Bobby! We were all so drunk, I thought you were passed out-”
Sydney grabbed his arm. “Tell me tell me tell me!”
“Well, we ah had gone to this party,” Emmett laughed, his face a little red. “Bobby, I really am sorry, I didn't know-”
She shook his arm again, her foot forgetting my cock. “Stop stalling and tell me! What were you guys wearing!”
Emmett swallowed and laughed. “Well, I was a caveman I think, in a loincloth. Lia was a Laura Croft, really pulled it off, too. And Bobby was a nerd, he had the tape on his glasses, pocket protector, the whole thing...”
“Awwww, he must have been so cute!” Syd giggled, and I just blushed harder. I didn't want her hearing this story!
“So we had all drunk way too much,” Emmett continued, “and stumbled home, practically carrying Lia between us. God she had looked so hot!”
Sydney turned to me. “And then?”
My face was so red. I couldn't tell her this! “Sydney!”
Her foot returned to my crotch, rubbing and pressing me in a perfect way. “Go on...”
“They were kissing,” I gasped, afraid to move or even shift my legs, “I fell asleep in my bed and then woke up... during...” My face was really red now! “Because of Lia...”
Sydney pulled her foot away just in time, laughing. “She was moaning?!”
Emmett chuckled, his wide shoulders shaking. “Yeah, Lia always was a moaner...”
I swallowed, remembering.
I had heard her screams a few times before, her voice muffled through the cinderblock walls when I had come home to find a tie on our doorknob. I would sometimes catch a second or two of Lia saying Emmett's name in passion before I quickly turned away down the hall to spend the night in the common lounge.
But that night I had been in the room.
And the alcohol had apparently lowered Lia's inhibitions.
That, or Emmett had really been giving her some good dick.
Lia's angelic voice had been screaming his name, gasping, moaning, making those noises only a well fucked girl could make-
“And Bobby just had to lie there and listen to you two have sex?!” Sydney howled. “ Oh wow!”
Emmett truly looked sorry. “Oh man, Bobby, if I had known... I would have told her to stop! She was really um... vocal that night.”
Yeah.  
She had been pretty 'vocal'.
Hearing a girl I had pined for, a girl I had taken on dates, courted, tried to sleep with and get rejected, now screaming in the throes of sex, barely ten feet away from me...
Sydney giggled, her foot feeling the length and hardness of my dick, taking careful measurements for later. “Did you like it?”
“No!” I yelled, pushing her foot away under the table. “Of course not!”
Seeing Lia's darkened nude silhouette rocking on Emmett cow-girl style, moaning his name, getting higher and higher pitched until she came over and over again on his cock, while my hard dick throbbed, unable to even masturbate because I had to pretend I was asleep...
I had cum without even touching myself.
“Sure you didn't,” Sydney giggled, getting up and starting to clear the table.
Emmett was laughing, holding his handsome face in his hands. “Oh man- I never knew! Sorry Bobby!”
“Oh it's no big deal,” Syd laughed, putting the dishes in the sink. “All roommates have stories like that. Hell, one time I was fucking these two guys in my dorm room and my roommate woke up and took a picture and showed it to the whole cheerleading squad! They called me 'London Bridge' for the rest of the year!”
My eyes bugged out.
Because right now, both Emmett and I were picturing the exact same thing: my sweet little Sydney, nude and getting spit roasted by two huge cocks, one in her mouth, one in her pussy, both pumping away at the same time!
“London Bridge?” Emmett laughed, looking her body over.
“I didn't say it was a very long bridge!” she laughed, pretending to be embarrassed. “And jeez, I wish I had been a few inches taller- they were practically touching! Inside me, I mean!”
I closed my eyes. “Oh god, Sydney!”
Emmett was hooting. “Oh jesus- Bobby, you better watch her- she's a live wire!”
“Well I don't do that stuff anymore,” she laughed, clearing dishes like she was June Cleaver. “That's all in the past. Now I'm with Bobby and I don't wish I was any taller. He doesn't stretch me like that at all.”
Emmett almost fell out of his chair. “Oh god!” he howled. His heavy hand slapped the table as he laughed. “I used to bust Bobby about his little dick sometimes back in school and he used to bust my balls about how my thick skull couldn't do math! God Sydney,” he laughed as I blushed head to toe. “Being here is like being back in college again!”
“I hope not!” she laughed, bending over to put plates in the dishwasher. “Because that'd mean I'd have to spend the whole week watching my virtue around you like a hawk!”
He put on an innocent face. “What? Me?”
She ticked off her fingers. “Jessie Nolen? Lia Kwan? Any girl Bobby had the slightest interest in, you swooped in and banged behind his back!”
“Now come on, that's not fair,” he laughed. “It wasn't every girl...”
Syd laughed. “Seems like!”
My face was burning as she giggled at me. I had to defend my pride! I had known about Lia, had just learned about Jessie. But I still had a card to play.
“Not Rebecca Chaste,” I said.
Sydney giggled, bending over to put a stack of the bowls in the wash. “Who?”
“My girlfriend senior year,” I told her, as Emmett got this far-away look in his eyes. “Sports medicine major. Very serious about Med school. She wasn't going to let anyone sleep with her, even if she was on birth control!”
She was also a hot redhead, the prettiest girl I had dated before Sydney. Perfect firm tits, great long legs and a little fiery bush she kept trimmed close. And she had been one of the biggest cockteases on the whole campus.
Rebecca would look so hot every day, go out with boys when they asked, let them feel her up, maybe get a quick grope over her panties... but that was it!
She so was totally committed to saving herself for marriage, most guys on campus had given up on her, getting too frustrated by having a super hot girlfriend who would let you play with her tits all the time, give you a handjob if you begged and let you eat her out only when she was really, really horny, but never go any further.
But for me, still a virgin at 22, Rebecca had been a godsend.
The hand jobs she had given me were my first, even if I never lasted more than thirty seconds, because of her incredible body.
And learning how to eat a beautiful girl out, to make her moan and cum with some part of my body even if it hadn't been my penis, on a regular basis, had given me the crucial life skills I had needed to land Sydney.
And for that, I was ever thankful to Rebecca.
“Emmett never slept with her,” I told them. “Even though he tried, just like every other guy on campus.”
“Hell yeah I did!” Emmett laughed, downing the last of yet another beer.
“See?” I said. “And Rebecca was super hot and in my room all the time. And somehow she managed to resist,” I told my wife sarcastically.
“No, dude,” Emmett laughed. “I meant 'hell yeah, I totally slept with her!'”
Sydney started laughing as I sputtered out my water. “What?!”
His nose was a little red. The beers were finally hitting him. “It was just one time!” he laughed as my face fell. “Right before graduation. Finals week.”
“Finals week?!” I yelled. “We were still together then!”
Emmett put his hands up. “I know! I know! I tried to resist man! But you were off studying... she came in to our suite while I was showering and slipped in behind me... And she wouldn't take no for an answer. She kept stroking me, licking me... Her mouth man, you must have known how good that felt when she put her mind to it...”
No I didn't!
Not even after dating for four months!
I held my face in my hands. “No! Not Rebecca! She was going off to join the Peace Corps...”
“She did say she wanted something to remember America by,” Emmett laughed. “And she kept sucking me, she really wanted it that night-”
I felt like I was going to cry.
“How... how could you!”
“I told you I tried to resist, man! But she was naked, I was naked... and she really wouldn't take no for an answer.” Emmett just looked at me and shrugged, a bashful grin on his face. “You know how it is.”
No I didn't!
No girl had ever come on to me like that, not in my entire life!
I had been a virgin until I had met Sydney, and even SHE had made me wait until we were married!
I felt dizzy, humiliated, torn in half.
And then Sydney started laughing even harder.
“Holy shit! You know what this means Bobby?”
We both turned to look at her.
She was red-faced, holding on to the kitchen counter, her breasts about to fall out of her tiny shirt. “It means... Emmett DID sleep with every girl you ever dated! Every single one!”

***

That night, after brushing our teeth in the house's single bathroom, I confronted Sydney in our bedroom, about what she had done.
“What the hell was that out there?!” I said, whispering as loudly as I could. I had to whisper because Emmett was only two rooms away in a house with paper thin walls. “Sydney! You humiliated me!”
“Oh it's just a little fun,” she giggled, pulling off her shirt in a smooth motion. Her round young cheerleader tits were now free, nipples already hard. “And he must have a huge cock to steal all those girls away from you! It must be, like a foot long! Yum yum!”
I punched the bed, quietly. “Sydney, I don't like this game anymore! You flirting with him all the time, wearing next to nothing around him...”
“I know you liked it, Bobby. I felt your cute little cock standing up all night.”
I blushed. “That's not the point! He'll... he'll get the wrong idea!”
She pulled her panties down her smooth, curvy legs. “Well then I'll just have to sort him out, tomorrow while you're at work.” She laid down on our bed, nude, and started to play with her pussy. “I'll put on a little string bikini, invite him out to the beach and ask him to put suntan lotion all over me and then I'll tell him exactly what kind of girl I am...”
My jaw dropped as she started playing with her pussy faster.
Because Sydney was a screamer too.
“Sydney, stop!”
“Awww, what are you afraid of baby?” she giggled, arching her back like a cat in heat. “That you're leaving your bored, horny, young wife all alone with your hunky, hung college roommate, all day? God, I want to see his cock SO BAD!”
“Sydney! Quiet!”
But she only became louder.
“Oh Emmett, fuck me right in front of Bobby like you did Lisa Kwan,” she moaned, smiling at me as she played with her pussy. “I'll suck you off like Rebecca Chaste! Please Emmett- let me suck on your monster cock!”
“Sydney!”
Her mouth quivered. “You want to shut me up? Eat my pussy then!”she laughed. 
I was already naked, ready for bed. And watching my beautiful, petite, former cheerleader wife squirming and moaning on the bed had my little dick sticking up so painfully hard.
I dove between her legs and started licking just like she had taught me.
“Ohhhhh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK! BOBBY YES! I'M CUMMMMMING!”
She pitched and shook on the bed, orgasming loudly, her thighs squeezing my head. I know Emmett heard her, because the neighbors did.
“Hey, shut up in there!”
“Yeah, some of us have got to sleep!”
I licked Sydney's beautiful smooth pussy right through the neighbor's yelling, because fuck them. I was eating heaven right now.
And I wanted to make her cum so hard and long she'd forget all about Emmett and his huge, amazing dick.
She came, and looked amazing doing it, but when I got up off my knees, slowly stroking my rock hard dick at the sight of her, Sydney reached over and slapped my hand away.
“No! No cumming for you tonight.”
“What?”
She was still in her post-orgasmic glow, her nipples rock hard, her pussy wet and open. “Bigger dicks always cum first!” she giggled. “Now, if you want to invite Emmett over here right now, I'll happily ride his big, beautiful cock and let you have sloppy seconds afterwards-”
“Sydney! Shssshh!” I hissed, looking at the door. “He'll hear you!”
My totally nude wife was inches from me, her skin flushed, her entrance wet and ready.
“Invite Emmett into our room Bobby,” she panted at me, her legs laying apart. “See what happens. I dare you.”
The entire room smelled of sex. I was naked, my dick just at the edge of my fingers, my balls aching.
“Sydney, stop playing around!”
She giggled and closed her legs. “Okay, no pussy for either of you tonight then.”
I was SO hard! If I didn't cum tonight- I'd go crazy!
“You're joking! After all that?!”
She started reaching to turn off the light.
“Baby, if you touch that tiny little dick of yours again tonight, I'm not going to touch it for the next three months. Not with my pussy, mouth, hand- nothing! I mean it. You're going to be so out in the cold you'll need mittens for your balls.”
I could barely speak! “Sydney!”
“It's not fair, you're right,” she giggled, “but I want you all keyed up and confused when Emmett's here. The hornier you are, the more likely you are to agree to let me fuck that big dick of his, to suck it and give it the love it deserves. Until then... enjoy your blue balls.”
She kissed me on the cheek, put her forearm over my dick before pulling up the covers, so she could catch me if I tried to stroke it.
“Now go to sleep baby,” she giggled, feeling my desperate erection throb under her soft skin. “And dream of Emmett fucking my little ass hard all over the house tomorrow. Because that's what I'll be dreaming of too.”

***END OF PART 1***

Saturday, October 8, 2016

You KNOW the Rules...

(P.F: So this is just a fun little story I just HAD to write tonight...) 


You Know The Rules...


Dick hard, heart pounding, high-schooler Bobby Thurgood slipped his boxers off and started quickly playing with himself under the covers. He had to get this done fast, before someone sensed him!
Masturbating in a land full of women with Sex Powers was always a dangerous proposition for any teenage boy, but his mother was staying over at her lover's house and he hadn't heard a single noise from his sister's room in over an hour. This might be his only chance this week!
He closed his eyes and thought of the hottest girls in his class as his hand moved faster and faster on his hard, denied dick...

***

Downstairs in the darkened recreation room, nineteen-year old Ashley Thurgood pulled one of her Beats headphones away from her ear and paused the movie she had been watching on her laptop, as the slow ringing in her head continued to get louder.
And when the sexual images Bobby was concentrating on started to flood her vision, as Sex Powers did for any nearby woman who wasn't trying to ignore them, she realized what it was and covered her laughing mouth with her hand.
“Oh god,” she giggled, closing her laptop. “Bobby thinks I'm asleep!”

***

Upstairs, Bobby licked his lips as he felt his balls grow tight, the tingling starting.
He pushed his covers away with his left hand, getting ready to spew cum all over his bare chest.
It was going to be rushed, but at least it was going to be a full orgasm!
Winter had just broken into Spring, and with the warmer temperatures the girls in his class had really started putting the screws to the boys, showing off their legs with extremely short skirts or dresses all the time, wearing backless shirts in the warmer weather and flip-flops that left their cute nude feet on display all day.
He had to cum before heading into that inferno again!

***

“Awww, are the mean girls from school cockteasing my poor little brother again?” Ashley laughed, sensing the backed up lust in Bobby's blue balls and every image that flashed through his mind as he masturbated.
There had been a period of adjustment, as the women of the world started to see men's unfiltered thoughts whenever hand touched cock, when the Powers had first came. But that had been her mother's problem.
By the time Ashley had come into her Powers, society had adjusted to the fact that men simply had no privacy anymore. Not unless they stopped masturbating.
Which none of them could ever seem to do.
The tall, athletic girl wearing only a thin t-shirt and short sleep shorts set her laptop aside and stretched out on the couch, crossing her feet at the ankles.
“Well, then you definitely deserve a little relief, little brother” she giggled, closing her eyes to enjoy the show. A smile crossed her lips.
“But only if you follow the rules.”

***

Upstairs, Bobby couldn't believe his luck as his balls pulled tighter.
Usually one of the neighbor ladies or even Ashley stopped him before now!
It was finally going to happen!
He licked his lips and tried to think of someone special for the big finale, settling on Megan O'Kelly, a popular, busty blond who sat next to him in English and always wore tops that showed off most of her amazing teenage tits. He had practically seen her nipples yesterday, as she bent over to get her books!

***

“Don't get too distracted little, brother,” Ashley giggled, watching Bobby's fantasy of a nude, oiled up Megan O'Kelly bouncing up and down on his cock as he lay in his bed. She grinned, idly playing with her own hard nipples through her shirt, which had gotten aroused from all the healing sexual energy pouring out of Bobby's room.
“You've got to keep your wits about you to do this right...”
Her Powers reading even deeper into Bobby's mind the closer he came to orgasm, Ashley gasped.
“That bastard! He's going to try and cheat!”
Ashley's fingers left the hard nipple she was toying with through her shirt and made a Loop in the air pointing at Bobby's bedroom upstairs, one fingertip glowing blue as she called on her Powers for the first spell every girl learned...

***

Bobby stroked faster, his hand becoming a blur on his dry dick, his back arching off the bed, holding his breath-
And slammed into his sister's orgasm block!
He didn't feel even one pleasurable contraction, as the micro-second the muscles around his cock started to clench, to pump out his days and days of backed up cum, magic directed all that pressure back inside him instead, pushing his cum into his balls with more force than which they would have left.
It was like getting kicked in the nuts, but from the inside!
“Nooooooo!” Bobby wailed, trying to stroke through the block and defeat it, but stopping after the pain got too bad.
He gasped, sweating and thrashing in bed, his cock steel hard and his balls even bluer than before.
That orgasm block hadn't been there a few seconds ago- he had felt the magic spell being cast!
Some nearby girl had cut him off at the very last second!

***

You didn't follow the rules,” Ashley sang, giggling in the basement as her Powers sensed her little brother's straining, desperate, untouched cock two floors above her.
She had denied her brother so long, fed off his sexual energy for so many years, that the connection between them was strong enough for her to actually see into his room!
Like a picture in picture inside her mind, she could see him twisting on the bed, nude, his dick dripping, desperate, but still denied.
“You know I'll let that little dick of yours cum any time you want Bobby,” she giggled to the empty room, “but only if you do it right.”

***

Upstairs, Bobby panted, not sure of what to do.
The orgasm blocks the neighbor ladies put on him were usually pretty weak, them being middle-aged women who didn't have much sexual connection with him. If he tried a few more times, he could probably break through one of those. But if it was an orgasm block his sister had put on him...
Ashley's blocks were like vault doors!
He held his breath again, straining to listen.
Usually he could hear her giggling in her room next door, when she blocked his orgasms, or teased his cock, or did any of the other million humiliating things sisters could now do to brothers with their sex magic.
But he still couldn't hear anything, not even the creaking of her bed springs. She had to be asleep!
His right hand slowly closed around his dick again.

***

“Oh, giving the old four-incher another pull, are we Bobby?” Ashley laughed, shaking her head. “If you knew how small you really were, you'd stop dreaming about girls like Megan O'Kelly. That slut would laugh your tiny dick right out of the room!”
She sighed, pulling up her shirt a little to cool off her flat stomach, which had started to grow warm with healing sexual energy.
“But I'll give you another chance to empty those poor aching nuts of yours,” his sister giggled. “As long as you follow the rules.

***

Bobby gulped, using his left hand to play with his full balls while he stroked.
He usually didn't have time to play with himself this much before someone caught him. But if he wanted to break through an old lady's orgasm block, he'd have to cum, and hard!
The boy mewed and put his feet flat on the bed as he wanked, thrusting his hips towards the ceiling by instinct and closing his eyes as he got close once again...

***

“Oh little brother, are you never going to learn?” Ashley sighed, then doubled her orgasm block with a flick of a finger.
She giggled as she sensed Bobby keep stroking at his furious pace- he hadn't felt the block go on this time!
The girl put her hands behind her head and relaxed, ready to watch the train crash happen.

***

Bobby howled as he hit the orgasm block again!
And this time it was even harder!
It felt like two girls had tied him down, spread his legs wide apart, and were punching his nuts with their fists as hard as they could!
The boy rocked in bed, clutching his throbbing balls and his dripping, denied dick as he remembered what his sister had told him years ago, one humiliating morning over breakfast.
“The harder and faster the ramp up to orgasm, the harder the pain when a boy hits his magical block,” she had giggled, eating her cereal as casually as if she was talking about the local sports team. “So the only way to be sure to have a pain-free orgasm, then, little brother,” she had told the red-faced Bobby, “is to have a nice gentle one. One where the cum like, just barely dribbles out of you. I'm sorry, that's just a rule of life now.”
And she had laughed as the boy's face had gotten even redder.

***

Downstairs, Ashley laughed and rubbed her long, bare legs together.
“Think hard, little brother. You'll remember what I told you...”

***

Upstairs, when his balls had finally stopped hurting, as much as weeks of blue balls ever could, Bobby reluctantly pulled his boxer shorts back up his legs.
If this was really one of Ashley's orgasm blocks, he had no chance of breaking it!
And if she was awake, the alternative was too horrible to think about...
Just think about math! the sweating boy told himself, rolling onto his side. That always puts you to sleep...

***

“Oh no you don't,” Ashley giggled, as she sensed her little brother's erection start to deflate. “Once you start something, you've got to finish it.”
The girl lifted her toned butt off the couch and pulled down her sleep shorts in the darkness to expose her tight cotton panties, then started drawing circles over her clit through the thin material, starting slow but eventually going faster.
“Here's a little motivation for you...”

***

Bobby gasped as his half-mast dick started to inflate again, ringing like a tuning fork.
“Noooo!”
This kind of sensation only happened one way; that meant Ashley was definitely awake!
And masturbating!
The boy blushed as just the thought of his long-haired, perfectly-tanned older sister touching herself sexually had him fully hard in just a matter of heartbeats.
And with the extra arousal her masturbation was feeding to his body, like it was to all the sexually active males on the block right now, his dick got even harder than fully hard.
It was a painful, throbbing missile about to shoot off from his body, the extra, magically-induced pumps of blood taking him past what his body was designed for, like shooting viagra directly into his veins!
The boy started to cry, gripping his sheets as he begged the empty room.
“No, Ashley! Please don't make me...”

***

“Come on little brother,” Ashley panted, her tiny panties damp where she had been rubbing them. “You know you want to.” She giggled, feeling the boy struggle not to grab his supernaturally hard and desperate cock. “Let's get your silly monthly release out of the way and then we can both sleep well tonight...”

***

Upstairs, Bobby was crying, his hard dick practically lifting him off the bed.
“Please Ashley! Don't make me!”
He gave in and started stroking his dripping cock furiously, then stopped and gripped his sheets again, his face going red.
“Not again!”

***

Downstairs, Ashley cheered to herself when she sensed Bobby start stroking himself again, then laughed as he stopped shortly after.
“Oh, you need more motivation?” She pulled her fingers out of her panties and stuck one in her mouth, sucking on the thin wet digit like it was a lover. “Here you go Bobby. A little gift from your big sister.”

***

Bobby wailed as he felt a coy psychic mouth start to suck on his penis.
She couldn't do this to him!
It wasn't fair!
But the hot, wet, invisible mouth kept on sucking his trembling cock, driving him crazy with desire.
He tried not to remember that it was an avatar of his sister's mouth, the same smirking lips he saw across the breakfast table every day, the same mouth she used to kiss her many hot, athlete boyfriends and do even more with them.
He was feeling on his cock by magic,the same mouth they got to feel on their bigger dicks in real life. Many many times in real life, if the stories at school were to be believed-
Bobby gave in and started stroking, writhing on the bed as his orgasm approached...

***

“There you go little brother, get it all out,” Ashley laughed, her finger leaving her mouth once she sensed Bobby's hand flying on his dick again. “It's not fair for a boy to walk around with balls that full all the time. A good big sister should help him go to sleep comfortably.”
She sensed him get closer, looked deep inside his head, and then lowered both her orgasm blocks.
Because she knew he was going to follow her rules this time.

***

Upstairs, Bobby was crying, not believing he was going through with it.
Maybe it won't be that bad!
But it's always really bad!
But he HAD to cum after all that, even if it was this way!
He tensed, feeling himself reach the point of no return-

***

Downstairs Ashley tensed, her glowing blue fingers ready to block Bobby's orgasm if he changed his mind at the last second-

***

Crying, just at the moment he was going to have his greatest pleasure, Bobby Thurgood let go of his cock.
Completely.
Immediately.
To let it just jerk and twitch in the air, as it throbbed just above his bare abs.
He was tense, his eyes shut tight, his bare feet clenched, his fingers gripping the bed sheet with white knuckles...
And then he wailed as he felt weeks of cum rise up and slowly dribble out of his cock, giving him no pleasure at all.

***

“There you go, Bobby!” Ashley laughed downstairs. “Another great ruined orgasm to add to the list!”
She used her blue-glowing fingers to squeeze the air in front of her, about the size of a walnut, while thinking about her little brother's prostate.
“Let's get all that icky cum out of you. Let's make this your biggest ruined orgasm ever!”

***

Bobby despaired as more and more semen came oozing out of his still hard cock and onto his abs, no faster than syrup dripping from a bottle. The muscles inside him clenched, pushing it out, but it was no more pleasureable than taking a weak piss. It was just leaking out of him, in a long stream!
He had been so close! So ready, to feel his first real orgasm!
Judging by the amount of cum, it would have been huge and pleasureable, just like all the other boys at school told him about!
He cried even more as his cock just kept slowly pulsing out cum, covering his stomach, dripping onto his chest, leaking down between his thighs and across his hips to drip on the bed, like someone was pressing on his prostate from inside, robbing him of any chance of another orgasm tonight, or for the next few.
And he hadn't felt one single pleasureable contraction at all!

***

Downstairs, Ashley was laughing and laughing and laughing.
Her Powers could sense Bobby's desperation as his cock softened and became useless once again, still not once having felt the orgasmic pleasure every other boy his age had felt hundreds of times by now. She could practically taste her brother's utter despair as he started to clean up the lake of cum she had left him covered with, knowing he'd have to wait another thirty-one days to try again.
It tasted like a hot, delicious chocolate and walnut brownie.
Ashley pulled up her shorts, her tingling pussy forgotten as she grabbed her phone and started gleefully texting.

***

Bobby blushed as his phone buzzed, while he was cleaning up the last of the sticky, disgusting cum from his chest, stomach and thighs. He'd be sticky until he showered in the morning, but he was so humiliated, he just wanted to get to sleep!
But he picked up his phone anyway.
Bobby, the text from his sister read, hope you enjoyed your BIG, LONG orgasm tonight! I know you want to make nice HARD squirties like the other boys, but real orgasms aren't for little dicks like yours. Big, manly cocks like my boyfriend's Deshon get to pump out cum in hard spurts, like a real man should. But little baby dicks like yours only get nice 'gentle' orgasms once a month before they get tucked in for the night- those are the rules in this house!
As long as I have Powers, I will never, ever, EVER let you have a real orgasm, not even once- your cum is going to weakly dribble out of that cute useless penis for the rest of your life! I'm going to get your first girlfriend to agree to my rules or she can't date you, the same for the one after that, and the one after that- all the way up to the woman you eventually marry!
That is my solemn big sister pledge to you.
Sleep tight!
Love, XOXO,
Ashley



THE END






Friday, September 30, 2016

Announcing the World's Biggest Fan-Written SPH Anthology Contest!

I'm thrilled to announce submissions are now OPEN for the first ever P.F. Dee-sponsored, fan-written, Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) anthology contest!


The rules are:

1.  All submissions must feature small penis humiliation as an element.  How much of an element this plays in the story is up to you, but you know how I love me some humiliation, and I'm the only judge in this contest!

2. All submissions must be in by November 30th, 2016.  The earlier you send them, the greater chance they will make the anthology, since I will have to edit them before publication.  Which reminds me...

3. All stories will be edited by P.F. Dee before publication.  This is probably the biggest benefit of entering this anthology contest for new authors, to be professionally edited with FULL feedback given on your story, and why an editor might make the changes I did.  All edits will be run past the author via email, with final approval on edits to me, but final approval to publish resting with the author.

Basically that means I'm going to make the edits I see fit to make the story as hot as possible in my eyes, but the author gets to decide if that edited story, after they see my draft, gets published or not.  I'll try to respect the original vision of the author as much as possible, and I'm sure some of us will go back and forth on email a lot, but I've got a pretty clear vision on how fast and fun I want this anthology to be.

Don't worry, I'll work with you to make it great.

4. All authors will get an after-story page to take credit for their work and share links to find their other work.  While the overall book will say "Edited by P.F. Dee." every accepted author will get a page after their story saying "This author believes in this and that, and more of their stories can be found at this link...." 

The main purpose of this anthology is to give some new femdom authors some exposure (tee-hee) to my audience, and vice versa.  So plan that author paragraph and submit it with your work!

5. The final e-book will published on P.F. Dee's Smashwords site, and the price will always be free.  I'm not making money off of this; the point is to expose new SPH authors to my audience (and the world)!

6. All stories must follow the usual erotic fiction rules: no characters under 18, even in flashbacks or 'fantasy' realms.  Yeah yeah, I know.  It's a Smashwords rule, not mine. 

7. And finally... every single story MUST start with the line "I always knew I had a small penis..." Yep, every accepted story will need to have that as its first line.  You can take it where ever you want to go from there.  But I want to see all the interesting stories that branch out from that common point, and I think it will give the overall anthology some cohesion.

Those are all the hard and fast rules.  Folks that want to win this zero-dollar contest and get into the book would do well to keep in mind my 8 rules of femdom fiction, handily summarized in this infographic here.  It's one of the main criteria I'm going to use to judge the entries!


So that's it.  I've never tried this before, I don't know if anyone will respond, and I don't know how long this editing process will take.  But as noted SPH enthusiast Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "Do not go where the path may lead.  Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." 

Submit all entries by November 30th to: pfdee@comcast.net.

And have fun!


Sex Powers University Episode 3.5 is finally published!

With 0 days left until my self-imposed deadline, I finally published the next-to-last episode of Sex Powers University this year:


You can buy it from my Smashwords page here.


Whew.  If I had known back in January how taxing this grand episodic-book-a-month experiment would be, I might never have done it!  (But I have learned a lot about what my true writing speed is and the magic that can happen on a deadline.)

Okay fans, take your time reading SPU 3.5, because there's a very real chance the final chapter won't come out until the new year.  (Because of Literotica stuff.)

(But I'm still faster than George R.R. Martin!)

(And Happy Birthday Miles Prower.  Hope you enjoy it!)

P.F. Dee

Monday, September 5, 2016

On Motivation, Priorities, and a release date for Sex Powers University 3.5

So as I said in the comments of the previous post, the planned release date for Sex Powers University 3.5 is September 30th.  I've even got the cover already worked out:

Even though I'm 1/3rd of the way through the first draft of SPU 3.5, I really, really want to write more of my Literotica short story instead, "The Accidental Porn Star".  (Chapter 4 finally posted here!)

And because this same, book-killing struggle happens to a lot of other erotic authors when they think of a distracting new short story idea, I thought I'd reveal some strategies to get around it.  First, let's define the problem.

Problem: The new story idea you just thought of will always be more interesting than the developed book idea you're currently working on.  


This happens because, by definition, the new idea is new and shiny and unexplored.  Just thinking about all the things that COULD happen- why, I could do this!  And then this!  And then this could happen! 

By contrast, the well-trod, beaten down plot summary you've already worked out to great detail seems so boring.  You already know what's going to happen, because you had to work out all the surprises and scribble them on note cards or a legal pad or something, to be ready to write them.  For your half-finished book you've already done the fun part (brainstorming and following shiny new ideas through the woods) and now all that's left is the hard part.  (Actually writing the damn thing.  Word.  By.  Word.)

This is exactly what happened to me around June.  Sex Powers University 3.5 was due, but I read this great thread on the Literotica idea boards where some girl wanted a story about a nice, innocent housewife that was 'accidentally' turned into a porn star.  And I thought up a great plot idea based on what I read.

And then I thought up the first line.

And then the first page.

And then I was writing.

'The Accidental Porn Star' chapter 1 clocked in at 3400 words.  That's not much of a distraction from what I should be writing, I told myself.  I can stop anytime.  

'APS' chapter 2 cruised in at 4700 words.  APS 3 was 9300 (almost an SPU episode length by itself) and APS 4 was a whopping 15,300 words.

So besides the fact that each chapter increased in size, I've now spent 32,700 words on a 'side project' instead of writing what I promised the paying fans I would, which is SPU 3.5.   32,700 words is a whole book by itself!

And right now I'm thinking about scenes I could put into Accidental Porn Star chapter 5 while I should be writing SPU 3.5! 

Sure, I can stop anytime, I told myself.    

Bullshit.

So how do you stay on target?

This long weekend I finally cracked SPU 3.5 open again and put about 3-4 hours of work editing the first bits and actually writing.  And now I'm back in that saddle, looking towards my September 30th release date.

So how do you pull your lizard brain away from the new shiny distraction and back to the story that looked so good when you first thought of it?  Here are some tips.

#1.  A deadline.  

Deadlines do work wonders.  That's why I committed to the September 30th date.

#2. Go back to basics.

We've got so much crap going on in Sex Powers University right now.  (Spoilers for SPU year 3!)  
Troy about to be cheerfully cucked by Amber.  He's still got the femme boi transformation thing happening each weekend, and Cheyenne is still angry at him, and Melina still out there, and whatever's going on with his roommates.  Jess is taking on professional sex fighters, and they're coming to get her, and she's still dealing with feeling like their should be more to life and then there's Amber's story with the succubi meditation and the cock totems and ruined O's and .....

Whew.

All the plot threads I've built up in the previous SPU chapters sometimes feel like a mountain of obligations I now have to service, instead of awesome story points to play with.  Writing a clean sheet femsub story and posting it on Literotica just seemed like the easier road.

So when you find yourself paralyzed and burdened by all the previous continuity you think you have to maintain to keep your big, involved plot going, just... go back to basics. 

Sex Powers University started off as a fun, fast tease-and-denial story where Troy was humiliated by his sister and high school crush finding out about his extremely small penis, his foot fetish, and all the other fun humiliations girls can give to boys in the Powers Universe.  So when I needed to motivate myself to write SPU 3.5, I went back to that.

I put SPH and T&D, right in the first chapter.  Humiliation and blue balls for Troy, right from the beginning.  Just simple, fun scenes between him and Amber, him and the cheerleaders, Jess and Gia.  Nothing fancy, real bread and butter stuff.

If they moved the plot forward, that's good too.  But the most important point was to move the author forward.  To make me love writing in that universe again.

So now that story's rolling again, it's my main writing project (the Literotica fans will just have to wait) and I'm on track to hit that September deadline.

And if you find yourself stalled in the middle of a long-running piece of erotic fiction and itching to write all those new shiny ideas and abandon your fans instead, just do two things and you'll be back in:

#1. Set a deadline.

#2. Take your story back to basics.

Hope that helps someone out there, and look out for SPU 3.5 at the end of September! 

P. F. Dee

Thursday, July 7, 2016

New Blog Header- like, love, or hate?

So I added a new header image to this blog, (a girl reading in her birthday suit) and long-time readers will have to tell me if it adds to your viewing experience or just mucks up the scaling.

Also, we have two possible images to go with here, the first, already up there, as you can see:



And a second choice, with a different tagline and saucier girl: 

Which one would you guys rather look at, every time you visit this blog?  Or neither?  Let me know in the comments.  

Sex Powers University 3.5 is still being written, and I've been doing some embarrassed housewife stuff for Literotica if THAT SITE EVER GETS OFF ITS ASS AND POSTS MY STORY.   (5 days and counting between submission and posting.  Is that normal for any community-driven webpage in 2016?)

Anyway, let me know about the new header!

P.F. Dee