(Keyholder)

 (Remember your Locktober Rules- if you own a cage, you have to wear it for ONE night before reading this!!!)

I took a deep breath, because this was the point of no return.

I thought about jerking off one last time- 

I was two weeks denied so it probably wouldn't take me more than thirty seconds-

It would feel so good to have my dick in my tight super-slippery fast hand again-

But it was best to do this when I was horny so I turned the key and pulled it out of the lock and enjoyed the feeling of my helpless little dick surging against the smooth tight bars of my inescapable steel chastity belt in that horrible but erotic way! 

I panted and grabbed the edge of my work table in my garage, moaning as my trapped little cock bounced and pressed against the bars of my prison-

It was so humiliating-

I was barely even two inches long in this thing!

A forty-five-year-old man standing head-to-toe nude inside his garage at night, dripping and straining against the bars of a little steel cage he had put on himself-

-about to take things to the next level!

I took deep breaths and thought about something else until my hands stopped shaking and then I started setting out my tools to begin the real work-

I took my chastity key and dipped it in the anodizing solution and ran the electricity through the bath until the key was fully treated and when I pulled it out, it shimmered in an iridecesent rainbow of colors, like it had been teleported over from some amazing magical realm!

Next I carefully used tweezers to pick up the loose 1 carat 'princess cut' diamond I had spent nearly a month's salary on, and permanently epoxy bonded it to the wide flat base of my  chastity key, adjusting the angle until it caught the light and dazzled from ANY angle. 

And finally, I powered up my laser etching kit and precisely wrote two big visible words right around the diamond in deep flowing smooth cursive script I had practiced for months:

Daddy's Girl.

I turned off the laser and I blew on the key as it cooled off, my heart pounding and my little trapped denied dick just dripping inside its prison, as I looked at what I had created.

It was ready. 

***

"Happy Birthday Honey!" I gulped, now fully dressed, handing over a whole stack of brightly wrapped packages to my teenage daughter Sophie. 

Since my wife had gone, Sophie was my light, my life, my everything-

-and she was about to become something much more, even if she didn't realize it!

I slowly slid the smallest package to the side as my giggling slim athletic brunette daughter grabbed the biggest box first and ripped the wrapping apart in a frenzy. 

"AWWWW- Beats Headphones!  These are the MOST EXPENSIVE ones- you didn't have to do that for my birthday, Daddy!"

"Well, it's an important one," I panted, feeling my heart pound!  "Eighteen!"

"I know, but you didn't have to-"  Sophie said, putting the big headphones around her cute ears and pretending to rock out.  She giggled slid them down to her slim neck, then grabbed the next smallest box and started to rip that open as well.

"AND Jimmy Choos TOO?!?!" she squealed, kicking her nude feet in delight under the table.  "DADDY!"

My caged cock surged inside my work slacks, watching my barefooted daughter jump off her chair and slip those smooth naked feet into thin red incredibly sexy high heels which cost almost as much as the diamond-

"I LOVE THEM!" Sophie squealed, strutting around our kitchen, turning and posing mostly for herself but also a little for me.  "THANK YOU DADDY!"

"No problem honey!" I coughed, imagining the lucky boy that would pull those sexy heels off her soft feet one day to have his way with those smooth, round perfectly pink soles- "Since you weren't going to college this year, we had some extra money lying around, so-"

"Well I LOVE them!" Sophie said, turning nimbly on her toes like a ballerina and throwing her bare arms around my neck to kiss me right on my smooth shaved cheek, making my cock really jump and throb in its tight little cage!

"And they're SO expensive- you REALLY didn't have to, Daddy- I'll wear them EVERYWHERE!"

Oh my god my cock-

She was gone before I could even breathe, my nostrils still full of the smell of her shampoo and my trapped bent helpless little dick still surging in its tight cage-

"No- problem honey!  It's a- special occasion!" I coughed, discreetly adjusting my pants as she looked away!  

Oh god-

I didn't know if I could go through with this-

This would TRULY be the point of no return-

I thought Sophie had forgotten the last little package, hidden under the mounds of the bigger, 'more expensive' gifts-

-but she turned and shot her hands through the cloud of ripped wrapping paper like a shark hunting fish and grabbed the last, smallest package right from my fingertips!

"AND ONE MORE?!" she squealed, picking up the small jewlery case and shaking it!  "It this-?"

My throat was so tight!  

"Just open it honey..."

She giggled as she did-

-and my slim angel Sophie- 

-a woman now- 

-standing there in a casual tank top exposing the top half of her smooth round breasts and skintight jean shorts that HUGGED perfect ass tighter than spandex and thousand dollar heels on million dollar feet- 

-pulling away my shiny gold wrapping paper-

-opening the thin clamshell case-

-and her eyes went wide and her pink glossy lips fell wide open as she saw it!

"Is that- A DIAMOND?!" Sophie squealed, pulling out my iridescent chastity key on a gossomer-thin gold necklace and holding it up in the air, out of my reach.

I strained!  "Yes Honey, one whole carat which I glued on myself-"

"And how did you get this RAINBOW!?" she cried, turning my key around in her slim feminine fingers, watching the color change from every angle!

I coughed, my fingers gripping the table!  "It's a chemical process, called anodization-"

"Wow- SO pretty!" she giggled, biting her lower lip, feeling every ridge on the key with her little fingertip as my helpless little trapped cock THROBBED so hard in my slacks-  

Sophie looked up at me.  

"But why is it a key?"

"What?!"

She giggled, in her little angelic way.  "Why is it a key, Daddy, instead of like, a butterfly or a little dolphin or something that a girl would wear?"

I panicked!

"Well it's- very important!  It- symbolizes- like I'm sort of giving you- the key to my heart!  As your father!" I panted, flubbing the lines I had practiced alone in my head for months!

If she decided she didn't like it-

That she hated it-

That it wasn't cool-

And then Sophie's arms were around my neck again, hugging me even harder than before!

"Well I LOVE IT!" she giggled, kissing the side of my cheek long and hard, her firm young bra-less tits pressing against my upper arm in a way that made my face flush but I'm sure a popular girl like Sophie didn't even notice-  

She turned the key so we could both see the etching, our faces cheek to cheek.

"'Daddy's Girl'," she read in an excited little giggle, then kissed my cheek again.  "IT'S PERFECT!  I'M GOING TO WEAR IT EVERYWHERE!"

Oh god my cock-

If I had a spare key I'd be jerking off SO HARD tonight!

My little dick was absolutely SURGING in its cage, straining against those cool smooth  bars, feeling like the tightest metal pussy and strongest, most-dominant female hand squeezing my cock down both at the same time-

I don't know how Sophie didn't hear my heart pounding or feel how hot my face was with her cheek pressed against mine-

-but suddenly she was gone, grabbing the wrapping papers and and presents and boxes from the kitchen table and heading upstairs!

"I LOVE THEM ALL!  I've got to do a Snapchat to show my friends-"

I scrambled to grab her slim wrist before she ran upstairs!

"Now Honey- about that key!"

"Yes Daddy?"

"Its very important to me- symbolically!" I gulped, starting to sweat!  "And that diamond is- impossible to replace!  So please- be very careful and don't lose it!"

Sophie giggled and kissed my burning cheek again! 

"Oh Daddy, I could NEVER lose this- it's like, the best thing you've EVER given me!!!"

And she raced upstairs to go make videos, her smooth pink feet flopping in and out of heels more expensive than my first car and my chastity key unknowingly around her neck.  

"THANK YOU DADDY!" 

***

I rushed to my bedroom, locked the door, stripped and jumped into my bed, panting and pulling at my aching leaking surging tight little cage, squirming nude on my bed-

My daughter Sophie-

-was holding my chastity key!

"oh god!"

I had thought about my daughter holding my key more and more after my wife had left- 

-Angie had never been too keen in playing chastity games-

-and there was a bond, a deepness, I shared with Sophie that I never had with Angie-

-Yes Angie and I had fucked, but never too often or too well, judging by the expressions she had made- 

-but Sophie was my my little girl, my princess, my Perfect Angel on a pedestal high above me-

-untouchable- 

-just like a perfect keyholder should be!

I thought about Sophie wearing it tonight as she slept, under the covers in only her thin pink sleepshirt, cute panties and my key around her neck!

"-oh God-" I hissed, trying to keep my voice down!

Or bouncing between her breasts as she went dancing with her friends some night in a cute, low-cut outfit-

"-Oh God-"

As she met a cute boy on the dance floor, her young heart beating so fast-

As she had her first kiss-

"-OH GOD!"

I grabbed Angie's old vibrator out of the bedstand and turned on the TV to cover the rackety noise and held the humming bulb against the tip of my tiny stubby chastity cage-

-I was smaller than my thumb in this thing, more of a clit than a cock!-

"ohgodohfuckohgod-" I hissed through my teeth, trying not to make a noise Sophie might hear, as the harsh vibrations made me squirm and moan like a young bride riding a Sybian for the first time!

"OhOhOhOH-"

I bucked on the bed, the harsh vibrations making my trapped cock buzz and my nipples hard and my toes curl-

-but just like always, Angie's old vibrator, even on high, couldn't get me over the edge-

After five minutes of hot sweaty work I was thrashing and crying on my own bed, even MORE frustrated and blue balled than before!

"Nooooooooo!"

But I panted, feeling that rush of getting so close with that vibrator for so long...

-Angie's old vibrator was better at edging and denying me than SHE had ever been-

-I was thankful that I had kept it during the divorce!

I panted as I came down, dripping madly out of my tip, sliding the wetness around between my bars with the edge of my fingertip, since that's the ONLY thing I could feel on my cock now-

Was what I was doing somehow... WRONG?

There wasn't anything... SEXUAL about it-

From Sophie's point of view it was just a pretty piece of jewlery her Daddy had given her-

-and that's ALL she would ever know about it!

It wasn't dirty- just innocent!

It was no different than hiding my key in a block of ice or a hole in the backyard-

-except now I would get to see it every day, around the neck of the person I loved most in the world!

No, this was fine-

-just a fun little game for myself!

Just for a few weeks!

I still didn't know if this would even work-

-if Sophie would even wear my key on a daily basis-

-if she wouldn't get bored with some lame necklace her out-of-touch Dad had given her or get teased by her friends about it and toss it in a drawer never to be seen again-

-if this was the dumbest idea ever-

-but I would find out, starting tomorrow morning!

***

I gulped and waited, making chocolate chip pancakes at the griddle in sweatpants and a t-shirt, my small dick retreated inside my tiny cage in nervousness as I waited for that sound-

And I jumped as I heard Sophie's little bare feet coming down the stairs-

This was the REAL point of no return!

If she didn't wear the key at breakfast TODAY, she probably NEVER would-

-I moaned, imagining her getting distracted by something else or even losing it-

"Hi Daddy- Good Morning!"

-but there it was, around her neck as she skipped into the kitchen, barefoot and wearing just her thin pink sleepshirt and panties and my key and NOTHING else!

"Hi Honey!" I panted, so relieved and thankful and turned on all at once I almost fell into the griddle!  "Good to- see you too!" I gulped, my heart skipping a beat as I turned back to the pancakes!  "...really... good!"

She giggled as she settled on the stool at our kitchen table, crossing her legs in that way only teenage girls can, scrolling through her phone as she waited for the pancakes to finish, her slim bare legs almost totally exposed, her smooth naked pink foot bobbing innocently in the air!

I tried not to look as I cooked but it was impossible not to-

Her legs were bare from naked toes to the smooth upper curves of her thigh, the long muscles flexing with each bob of her naked foot-

-and my key shone like a spotlight between her breasts, catching the sun rays coming in the window-

-and she started absent-mindedly PLAYING with it as she scrolled through her phone!

 I almost burned the pancakes!

She looked up and sniffed the air.  "What's that smell?"

"SORRY Honey!" I snapped, looking back down and quickly turning the heat off!  

It was close, but I had saved them just as they were starting to burn!

"Sorry Pumpkin- I just- got a little distracted!" I stammered, red faced around my own daughter, because I knew one very important thing that she didn't!  "It's okay- I saved them!"

She giggled, her baby-smooth thighs pressing together as she laughed.  "It's okay Daddy.  I bet they still taste really good."

They did.  

They tasted fucking awesome. 

I was riding high as I ate breakfast with my teenaged daughter, just talking about little things, silly memes she liked, while with every animated move she made, my chastity key dangled outside her sleepshirt, between her smooth round perfect breasts!

I was in heaven!

I got more confident as the mean went on, finally saying: 

"I noticed you didn't wear the Jimmy Choos down to breakfast."

"Oh Daddy- those aren't breakfast shoes!"

"But you did wear... the necklace?"

That got Sophie to look down and start to play with it between her fingers again!

"OF COURSE!  I LOVE IT!" she giggled, giving it a kiss with her pink lips and I almost died.  "I even wore it all night while I slept!"

Oh god my cock-

She HAD been wearing it all night OVER her thin pink sleepshirt-

-or BELOW, right against her young bare naked breasts?!?

I couldn't bring myself to ask-

I couldn't dare wonder-

-if she was going to wear it-

-as she showered this morning?!?

The thought of my young slim teenaged daughter, head-to-toe nude under a hot steamy shower, arching her strong back to point her hard pink nipples towards the sky, going up on her perfect toes to ENJOY the luxurious water, my only chastity key dangling between her round firm water-beaded tits with their hard pink nipples-

I almost choked on my pancakes!

"CoughCOUGHCOUGH!"

"Daddy are you OKAY!?!"

"YesHoneyI'mFine!" I coughed, clearing my throat, although I couldn't clear my mind of the thought that had caused it!  "I was just wondering- if you were- going to- um-"

I could have said something then-

Anything-

Maybe something innocent like 'You know honey, that key is totally WATERPROOF'

But I didn't.

I didn't dare. 

"-if you were going out with your friends today?"

"Of COURSE!  We've got to do all that BIRTHDAY DAY SHOPPING!"  She looked up.  "Not that I don't like what YOU got me!  It's just Claire and Allie and Francesca got me a bunch of gift cards at the mall and then we were going to eat at the food court and watch a movie-"

"No, that's fine that's fine Honey!" I gulped, already feeling the pull of the vibrator calling!  "Go have fun with your friends- it's your special day!"

She was gone in a flash!

"Thank You Daddy LOVE YOU!" she giggled, spinning out of the kitchen so fast her sleepshirt rode up her bubble butt to give me a glimpse of her smooth lower cheeks so perfect I would be vibrating myself to that momentary glimpse all day!

Maybe I could make Sophie a belly-chain so my key could hang even closer to that perfect bottom, right around her tiny waist-

Maybe even an anklet-

Needless to say, I wore out the batteries on Angie's old vibrator that day.

And I still couldn't get over the edge. 

***

I panted, covered in sweat, because this was the REAL point of no return-

I was shirtless in my back yard, just wearing cargo shorts and crocs, sweating with the exertion of having dug a three foot hole in the semi-hard dirt of my backyard. 

Again. 

At right the bottom of the hole, right where I had left it a year ago, was a tiny little steel cigarette case, sealed against the elements.  I opened it and took out a carbon copy of the key Sophie had been wearing around her neck for a week straight now, just not anodized or bejewled or engraved.  

Key 1.0, so to speak.

My only backup key.

My fingers trembled as I held it-

-but before I could outthink myself I put the thin key under the tip of my shovel and broke it between two rocks!

OH GOD-

I panted, feeling that top of the roller coaster feeling-

Knowing that the ONLY key in existence that could free me from my tight chastity belt-

-was now around my daughter Sophie's neck!

I panted, picking up the two ruined parts of the key and throwing them far into the forest bordering my yard, to slowly get covered with leaves and branches and become one with the earth-

I gulped, feeling my little dick throb-

This week had been magical-

Sophie had worn my key around her neck every single day-

Rushing out to see her friends in a white blouse and tight jeans, my key bouncing as she ran-

-just lounging around the house watching TV-

-even laying on the couch with her nude feet up on the back, talking to her friends on the phone as she idly played with my key between her fingers, not knowing what she was doing to my poor old heart!

Oh god I wanted to jerk off SO BAD-

Maybe I could ask Sophie if she wanted her necklace 'professionally cleaned' every month-

Or every week-

I nearly jumped out of my crocs when Sopie giggled right behind me!

"Hey Daddy, whatca you doing out here?"

She had snuck up behind me wearing just a bikini and bare feet!

"NOTHING!  I was just-" I looked down at the obvious three foot hole in front of me- "Thinking about planting an apple tree in the garden!!"

"Here?" she giggled.  "Right in the middle of the yard?"

"It's the best location- to give us some shade!"

"I don't WANT shade back here, Daddy- this is where I do all my sunbathing!"

I had been resisting looking at her directly because I wanted to protect my retinas-

But I couldn't help it anymore-

I turned to face my young, slim, barefooted teenaged daughter-

-who was standing before me wearing just a red string bikini with fabric so thin I could see the bare outline of her nipples- and lower lips!

"SOPHIE!" I said, covering my eyes!  

She laughed!  "It's just a BIKINI Daddy- I've worn it to the beach before!"

My constrained dick got as hard as physically possible inside its little cage, imagining my little Sophie out on a public beach with her friends in that little thing-

-a group of muscular college boys tossing around a football right next to them, eyeing up Sophie's slim body, and planning how they would make their move-

"Well it's- TOO MUCH- for the backyard!"

She giggled as she bent over to lay down her towel.  "Don't you mean 'too little'?"

"SOPHIE!"

"I have to TAN Daddy- I'm getting pasty!"

I panted, unsure of what to do-

God she looked so fucking GOOD-

-and there was my key, dangling like a supernova as she bent over, right between her baby-oiled-up bikini-clad breasts!

Oh FUCK-

I almost pulled on my tight chastity cage right in front of her, but caught myself at the last second-

-too close!

Now a giggling Sophie was on her hands and knees, rubbing her smooth naked toes into the soft grass, her pert bottom raised! 

"You can stay back here and work on the tree thingy if you want, Daddy.  I'll probably just... fall asleep listening to music while I tan."

"No Honey that's okay!  I'll just go INSIDE- for a break!"

I didn't trust myself-

-not to pull on my cage watching my nearly-nude teenaged daughter luxuriating in the hot sun!

She gasped as she looked into the hole and saw something shiny.  "What's this?"

OH FUCK THE BOX-

"NOTHING!  Just some- junk- I found while digging!"

SHE WAS PICKING IT UP!!!

"Really?" she giggled, turning the open steel cigarette case around in her fingers.  "It seems like someone really cared about what was in it!  Like it was buried treasure!"

I moaned, watching my bikini-clad daughter on her knees, inspecting my emergency case-

Her smooth ass was so round-

Her tiny waist so small-

I could SEE every single bone in her spine-

-while my rainbow-colored diamond-struck chastity key dangled between her pert hanging breasts!

She opened the case, looked around on the ground. 

"What was in it?"

"NOTHING!" I blurted, gathering my shirt and shovel!  "IT WAS EMPTY WHEN I FOUND IT!"

"Oh.  Huh."  She shrugged and tossed the case aside.  "Too bad."

I was in a panic!

Before she put two and two together, I took my things-

-and the case-

-and ran back towards the house!  "I'll finish digging this- later!" 

But Sophie was already relaxing, on her back on a thick fluffy towel with her wide sunglasses on and her earbuds in, stretching her slim arms above her head to make her small round breasts and smooth hip bones rise towards the sun, pointing her soft pink toes as she enjoyed the blazing hot mid-day sun all over her smooth, oiled, nearly-naked body.

"Okay.  Love you, Daddy."

"Love you too Honey!"

And I took one last look back, before I headed inside the house, and Sophie was sighing, eyes closed, playing with my chastity key between her fingers as she started to fall asleep!

***

OH GOD I HAD TO JERK OFF SO BAD-

Sophie was still in a bikini in the backyard, I was nude except for my tiny cage in the shower-

I used my smallest soapy finger to push and rub between the bars of my burning cage and at my huge aching full blue balls-

-but still couldn't get any relief!

Sometimes, when my fingers were extra soapy-

-and my little guy extra soft-

-I could get just ONE finger between the steel ring at the base of my bent-down cock and push it foward under my cage to touch my soft dick-

-to rub the side of my shaft like I used to!

I panted in the humilation as I tried it-

Near the end, my ex-wife Angie had LOVED teasing me about how small my dick was-

-and how fast I always came-

I think she even told her powerful, hot, high-priced female divorce attourney-

-judging by the way that bitch always smirked at me during the court proceedings!

I panted in humiliation, wondering what those women would think if they saw me now-

-nude and whimpering in my large walk in shower-

-while pushing my pointer finger deep inside my chastity cage to slide against the side of my soft dick which was barely two-inches long-

-which was the most sexual activity I had gotten in WEEKS!

I moaned, feeling the touch of skin against the side of my cockhead again after SO long-

-the erotic glide of my fingertip making my cock quickly start to stiffen and forcing my finger out of my cage before it got trapped against the hard metal ring and broke a knuckle!

"Noooo!!" I whined, my cock now 'too hard' for me to play with that way, but my balls SO heavy and full-

-all because of my beautiful innocent Sophie outside in her hot bikini!

I moaned and used the shower head to shoot jets inbetween the bars of my tight little cage, letting the hot water prickle the sensitive head of my cock and my full balls-

-thinking about Sophie maybe getting bored and untying her top to prevent any tanlines-

-and maybe getting even more bored and untying her bikini bottoms to stretch out on my freshly mown lawn perfectly nude and content-

-with only sunglasses and my chastity key around her neck for clothing!

I moaned and squirted shampoo inside and around the bars of my cage, rubbing everything I could but only getting more frustrated, eventually realizing that even with all this frustration I might be in the most perfect, hottest, happiest, living situation ever-

"DADDY!  PHOOOOONE!" Sophie yelled from right outside my bathroom door!

I pulled my fingertips out of my throbbing cage at once!

"I'M IN THE SHOWER!  TAKE A MESSAGE!"

"IT'S MOMMMMMMMM!"

I cursed and turned off the shower, drying hurriedly, blushing as I walked nude and dripping, my cage still throbbing, to the bathroom door and cracked it!

"Give it here!"

And Sophie's slim hand shot through the gap to hand me the landline, giggling as she walked away, still barefooted and in her bikni!

Oh FUCK that ASS-

I closed the door, nude, panting, my cage still THROBBING!

"Hello?!"

And I could hear my ex-wife smirk over the phone!  "Hello, Robert."

"What is it, Angie?!"

"We have to talk about Sophie."

***

I gulped, nude and pulling at my tight little throbbing chastity cage-

I thought about putting something on, but it just felt better to talk to her this way-

-more humiliating-

I swallowed!  "What about her!?"

"I hear you're not letting her go to college?"

And my cage started to deflate a little!  "I'm not NOT letting her go- she didn't WANT to go!"  I panted!  "And honestly, Angie, with me having to support YOU with alimony over the last few years- it's not like we had a LOT to SEND her to college with anyway!"

"Oh?  Job not going well?"

"It's going fine!  I've been working extra hours- and just got a HUGE bonus which I spent- on Sophie's birthday gifts!  So we're doing fine, thanks for asking!"

Angie paused.  

All I heard was empty static on the line. 

And then she laughed. 

"Are you wearing your little chastity cage right now?"

"What?!"

"I can always tell when you're wearing it Robert," my ex-wife laughed on the line again! "Your voice changes-  gets higher pitched-  and you get a whole lot whinier than usual."

"That's... not true!" I whined, my trapped cock starting to fill up my cage again!

"Yes it is, Tiny Dick.  I could always tell," she giggled, as I pulled on my cage as my cock grew as fast as when I had seen Sophie in that bikini!  Maybe faster!

"I always hated that whinyness back then, but..." Angie sighed.  "I've been reading some of those links you had sent me?  The ones where the woman is stepping out on her helpless locked little dicked hubby- what did you call it?  Hot Lifing?"

"Hotwifing!" I gulped, my throat so dry and my trapped cock SO hard in its cage!

"Yessss!" she laughed.  "That stuff is ALL over my Facebook feed now- it's like EVERY professional white woman my age is doing it!"

She sighed again. 

Lower.  

More breathy. 

What WAS she DOING right now?!?!

Did I dare imagine my long-legged, big-breasted beautiful Angie lying on her huge feather bed-

-with one hand down her panties?!?

She chuckled.  

"I wish we had done more of that, when we were together... especially since I'm fucking a tall, hot muscular, VERY well-hung black man EVERY night now- and sometimes EVERY morning too!"

Oh god my COCK-

I panted, my helpless cock painfully hard against the unyielding bars of my cage!

I knew I shouldn't-

I knew we should talk about other things-

But-

I swallowed hard!

"And how is Marcus?" I croaked, throat burning!  "Doing well?"

And she laughed out loud!  

"Oh, he's doing VERY well- he fucked me up against the picture window of his penthouse for HALF an hour last night," Angie laughed, as I almost came in my cage!  "He was dressed in a suit but I was naked as the DAY I was born Robert- it was so fucking hot- we had ALL the lights on so half the CITY could probably see me getting POUNDED for minute after minute, yelling, with my mouth WIDE OPEN- and I came so HARD- I thought I was going to BREAK the GLASS!"

Oh god I was DRIPPING-

"Angie!"

My ex wife laughed!

"He's SO FUCKING BIG, Robert- that huge cock turns me into SUCH a SLUT- I cum on it WITHIN SECONDS."  She laughed.  "Just like YOU with your little hand!"

I gasped, pulling at my aching cage as Angie just laughed!

"Cage getting tight?" 

"YES DAMMNIT!"  

"He's even turned me into a total whore for all his friends, did you know that?  Last weekend three of his banker friends paid him a grand each to use me as their gangbang slut ALL night- but honestly- I should have paid THEM!"

"FUCK!  ANGIE!!!"

My dick was trying to get SO hard in its cage, the base ring about to pull my balls OFF-

Thinking of my prim and proper Harvard-educated wife-

-being used as a helpless gangbang-slut for four horny, hung, steel-dicked strangers-

-and orgasming her brains out because of it!

"Angie!"

She sighed again, as my cage almost castrated me.  "We really should have done more of this when we were together... I see the appeal of it now."

"Well, I TRIED to tell you-"

"I know I know- that one's my fault," she laughed as I squirmed, nude and caged!  "I just didn't think it was possible... for a real man to want his little dick locked away forever... while his wife got used by every huge Stud in town!"

"FUCK!  Angie!" I panted, pulling on my crushing cage!  "Not... forever!"

"No?  Why don't you free yourself and have a quick play while I'm on the phone?" she laughed.  "I've got thirty seconds to kill."

I panicked!  "The key... isn't available to me right now!  Temporarily!"

"Oh fuck that's even funnier!" she laughed as my cock strained!  "...how long?  Until you can touch it again?"

"...weeks!" I gulped!  "...maybe months!"

And my ex-wife was laughing and laughing, barely able to breathe!

"Oh FUCK- Robert- that's- that's the BEST!  I'm... going to tell Marcus that tonight- as he's fucking me with my ankles above his shoulders!" she howled, and now I KNEW she wasn't playing with herself thinking about me- she was laughing too HARD!  "As he's making me cum and cum my brains out in EVERY fucking way- I'm going to tell him- how you can't even- get it UP or cum for weeks from now- oh FUCK Robert- you really are TOO funny!"

I panted and strained and PULLED at my trapped little dick nude and helpless while my hot ex-wife laughed, wondering where THIS woman had been, during our fifteen years of marriage!

She finished laughing- I could hear the sounds of a cafe behind her- she was out on the town, probably in one of her sexy lawyer outfits, while I panted, nude and caged at home!

"Well, either way, I think it's GREAT that your useless little dick is helplessly locked away while Sophie stays with you.  That's probably how ALL men should be, when their daughters reach a certain age."  She laughed louder.  "The tiny-dicked always masturbating ones, I mean."

Oh god!

She coughed. 

"But that doesn't mean you can hold Sophie back from starting her life, no matter how much you like having her around.  Talk with her about going to college."

"I will!" I lied.

"ANY college."

"Yes!  Fine!"

"If it's an issue of money..."  And then Angie laughed!  "Well, actually, you know what- I can have Marcus write you a check if you want.  He's come into a few EXTRA thousands recently- due to our weekend activities!"  Her voice lowered.  "And I'd be MORE than happy to get into many more big-dicked gangbangs this summer, if it would help our little girl get a world-class education."

I moaned and pulled at my crushing little cage, imagining the humiliation of my ex-wife's BULL writing ME a check to pay for my innocent virgin daughter's education- 

-based on the money he had made from whoring Angie around to all his friends!!!!!

"OH FUCKKK ANGIE!"

Angie laughed and laughed, hearing the sounds of pain I made as I pulled on my tight dripping little cage!

"I wish I really had kept you locked up like you wanted.  Cynthia always said I should have!"

Her divorce lawyer!  

I panted!

I shouldn't-

But I just needed just a little bit more-

"...and how... is Cynthia?"

"Oh, she's doing great!" Angie laughed.  "She's the one who first introduced me to Black Cock, you know- while we were getting divorced!  She's on a vacation to Jamacia right now, getting her brains fucked out I think...  I'll tell her your little dick said hello, and that your offer still stands: to jerk off onto her pretty naked feet and cum in less than a minute and then lick it ALL up- she says you're free to ask her for that ANYTIME if you want!"

"Oh FUCK!"

"If you ever find your key that is.  I wish I had fucking taken THAT in the divorce."

"ANGIE!"

"Talk to Sophie about going to college," Angie finished, hanging up the phone.  "Or I'll find your chastity keys and glue them together and then you'll REALLY be fucked, Robert.  Goodbye."

***

Of course I didn't tell Sophie about any of that-

-I wasn't about to mess up the best living situation I'd ever been in, Angie's threats be damned-

And over the next few weeks it got even better-

Sophie wore my key wherever she went, as bright and cheerful as the sun-

Giving me a kiss on the cheek goodbye as I left for work, my salvation dangling between her breasts in a low cut top-

Idly playing with it and biting it (!) as we watched TV late into the night, wearing only her thin sleep shirt and panties, her long smooth perfect legs stretched out on the coffee table- oh fuck, to watch that shiny key press against her pink lips again-

One time I even hit the holy grail-

Sophie didn't know I was home-

So she was laying on the couch in a sleepshirt with her bare feet high up on the back, her soft cotton panties almost visible from the hallway mirror where I stood, shocked-

-while she was talking to her friend on the phone about boys, while playing with my key!

"Ohmygod- I know- Xavier is SO freaking hot," she giggled to her friend, as she was swinging my key around her finger!  "His chest, his arms..." Sophie giggled, her cheeks getting red!  "Do you think he has a big one?  His penis I mean?"  She gasped!  "He DOES?!  WHO told you!  OMG!"

And the whole time-

-she was teasing my little chastity key across her cheek and chin, biting the tip! 

I was about to cum, hands-free!

She giggled!  "Yeah... I'd totally let him do me... for my first time I mean!  Too bad he has a girlfriend... I'd love to sneak into his shower- if he really does have a big one- I'd suck it SO HARD!"

And she put the tip of my long thin chastity key between her lips like a straw!

I stumbled against the lamp next to me, knocking it down and making glass shatter all across the floor!

Her feet were on the carpet in a flash!

"Daddy?!  Is that you?!"

"Yeah Honey it's me!  I just got back home- a little early!" I yelled, trying to gather up the sharp pieces with my shoe, while reaching for a broom!  "DON'T COME BACK HERE!  There's... glass on the floor!"

Also because I didn't want her to see the pre-cum stain on the crotch of my work slacks!

As I was on my knees, red-faced, cleaning up the mess I had made, thinking about my daughter giving the local football stud miles and miles of eager talented head, just being at his beck and call anytime he wanted to use her mouth- 

-I heard her give me a little giggle from around the corner.  

"Okay Daddy."  She switched to her friend.  "Sorry Claire- can't talk anymore- but I'll text!"

I pulled on my chastity cage SO HARD that night.  

I used Angie's old vibrator, but that just made it worse!

I used a feather, to tease my cockhead through the bars- making me drip and strain for HOURS- but it wasn't enough!

Fuck I HAD to cum soon-

But it was hotter if I didn't!

If I just kept riding this high-

Over the last few weeks I had taken enough mental images of Sophie wearing my key to last a lifetime-

-and ACTUAL images too-

Her Instagram feed for the month featured her in SO many cute outfits-

Barefoot in a short white sundress, looking angelic-

Looking strong while glistening in tight gym spandex panties and a sports bra which barely covered more than a bikini-

In an actual tiny bikini, out with her hot barefooted friends at the beach-

-happily wearing my key in every one of them!

I had downloaded them all- 

-even had a few professionally printed out and hung on the mantle, making her embarrassed but also proud, I saw-

I was absolutely going CRAZY, seeing so many images of my young Sophie everywhere, innocently holding the ONLY relief for my tight, cramped, impossibly horny, leaking dick-

-there was NO WAY I was going to give this up!

One night after I overheard Sophie talking agressively about boys again, I ran to my shower, got naked, moaning and pulling at my little cage under the hot water, doing that finger trick to slip and slide a fingertip against my soapy dick for a just little while until I got too hard again, frustrated but happy, then came out with a towel wrapped around my waist-

 -to find Sophie sitting on my bed in a t-shirt and tiny shorts!

I grabbed the edge of my towel harder!

"Sophie!!!  What are you doing here!" 

She was sitting on my bed cross-legged, her beautiful legs and feet bare, slowly playing with my key between her fingers, looking worried. 

"Daddy... what did you and Mom talk about?  When she called you a few weeks back?"

"Oh, nothing really honey!  Just some- divorce stuff!"

She was rubbing my key worriedly, like a rosary bead.  

"...did you talk about ME any?  About me... going to college?"

I panted, trapped!

I couldn't get dressed with her here, I couldn't run-

"Well yes Honey a little- but I told your mother that you didn't WANT to go!"

She laughed for the first time.  "I don't.  It's like, $100,000 of debt to work at a minimum wage job when you get out!"

"And that's totally fine with me!  You're still young- you'll figure things out on your own- whether you want to travel- or stay here- or start your own little business or something- I'm here to support you all the way!"

She was worriedly playing with my key again!

"Yeah, but ALL my friends are going..."

"Well Honey yes but-"

"-and they're telling me about all the cool classes they'll get to take-"

"-yes Dear but-"

"-and all the really hot guys they're going to meet!" she giggled, becoming my old Sophie again!

I laughed a little too, even though I was standing there in just a towel and my wet throbbing tiny cage, so horny!  I didn't like seeing her so worried!

"Well, Honey, we've got a little money saved up... so you might be able to go visit your friends a few times this year if you wanted..."  

(Which would also give me some perfect alone time with that key, to FINALLY get some relief-)

Sophie frowned.  "Normally that would be enough Daddy, but..."  She took out an envelope from under her butt.  "Mom's boyfriend mailed me this."

Keeping a tight grip on my towel, I reached with shaking fingers for what was inside that envelope-

-and pulled out a check for $50,000!

"Oh hell- Angie!!!"

My tiny caged cock surged, thinking about what that number meant-

-for the number of huge throbbing steel-hard cocks had been cumming inside my ex-wife!

I almost dropped the towel as my cage bounced and throbbed like wild!

Sophie giggled and took back the check.  "Yeah, that was my reaction too."

"No Honey, I was thinking about something else- it doesn't matter!" I gulped, my cage throbbing uner my towel, but feeling a growing sense of dread!  "...so what are you going to do?"

She laughed, bobbing one smooth perfect foot.  "Well I COULD go buy us a Tesla or something I guess..."

She started playing with my key again, pressing it idly against her lips, like she was chewing on a pen!

"...or I could go to the same school as all my friends and have like, the best time of my life!"

She giggled as my tiny trapped cock strained and dripped inside my cage under my towel, although she didn't know that!  Or why I was making that face!

I tried to stand up to an imposing height, which was tough when I was so nearly nude- 

"Now Honey, it would irresponsible to blow THAT amount of money- on just going to college to party-"

"OH Daddy, I promise I'll ACCIDENTALLY learn some stuff too!" she laughed.  "I might even become a lawyer- like Mom!"

"Of course Honey, you can do whatever you put your mind to- but Law takes a lot of years of schooling... expensive schooling- and I don't know if our budget can handle that right now-"

"Oh, no worries- Mom said her boyfriend could easily give me a check like this every year if I wanted."  

I bent over as my cock tried to castrate me again!  "Annggh!"

"Daddy are you okay?!"

"Yeah Honey!  It's just- can we talk about it later?!  After I get dressed?"  I motioned at the door!

But she didn't move.  

She was looking at me with serious eyes now, my key still in her hand.

"Well... Claire said they're doing the last campus tours tomorrow... and that's like, the last time to apply in person for this year... and if I got in, I'd have to rush around to like, get a dorm room and furniture and books and stuff... so if I leave tonight... I probably wouldn't be back until Christmas break." 

NOOO!!!

THE KEY!!!!

I gulped, holding my towel tight!

"Well, Honey, let's THINK about this-"

"I HAVE thought about it Daddy- I think I just want to try it for a year!"

I panted, just trying to slow my breathing!  "Well, okay Honey- that's fine I guess- I won't stand in your way- have you, um, packed yet?"

"Yep!  I'm not taking much.  Claire said she'd pick me up in a few minutes and we were going to drive all night.  I just wanted to say bye real quick."  And she was getting off my bed!

"Sophie, wait a moment!?!"

"Yeah Daddy?"

My face was on fire!!!

"Well- um- wait!  You know- um- colleges- can sometimes be a scary place!  So- it might not be smart- to walk around campus- with a huge diamond around your neck like that!  You might want to- leave that necklace here!"

"But it's my birthday gift."

"I know!  And- I'll drive it over to you- personally!- after you're settled in- like a few weeks or so?!"  I was sweating!  "I'd hate to see you- lose it or something!"

"Oh Daddy, I could NEVER lose this-"

"Yes but- just to keep YOU safe- Honey, I think that necklace... should stay here!"

Sophie was sitting, cross-legged on my bed, playing with the chain around her neck and my only chastity key!

"You really seem attached to this little key, Daddy," she giggled.  "Does it do... anything special?"

I was running out of time to lie!

And to tell the truth!

"Well Honey- it- was- my special GIFT to you!"

"Yeah but I see you looking at it when I'm wearing it, like, ALL the time!  Like you're hypnotized!"

"No Honey- nothing like THAT!"

She played with it. 

She had made the chain longer, I saw-

-so she could hold it out further in front of her eyes!

"You know..." Sophie giggled as my heart pounded- "I called Mom after this check came in the mail... to see if it was legit- and she said it was!  And that if you still didn't let me go to college... that I should go into your room... and look around in your drawers for a thin little silver key..."

OH NO-

"...and to hold that key hostage until you let me go!" Sophie laughed, then held her birthday gift before her eyes!  "But I think Mom didn't know that I might have had it The Whole Time!"

NOOOOOOO-

"Sophie, please!"

"Is this your 'special' key Daddy?!"

"Pumpkin, it's hard to explain!"

"What does it unlock?!"

"Nothing!  Honey please-"

"Mom wouldn't tell me either!" she laughed.  "But then I explained it to Claire and her Mom knew like right away."

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

She was howling in laughter! 

OH GOD-

-I WAS GOING TO DIE-

-I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK-

-and my traitorous dick was using the last of my blood to pump itself hard inside its cage!

"Does this key unlock a little cage around your penis Daddy?!"

"NO Honey!  It's NOT- THAT!"

And she started moving off my bed!

"Well if it's not that then I guess you won't care if I take it ALL the way across the country to college with me-"

"Yes- fine- PLEASE!" I begged, getting between her and the door!  Still only dressed in a towel and my cage!  "Yes!" I gasped, my face SO hot!  "YES!  Sophie- it's a key- to my metal chastity cage!"

She was on my bed, kicking her feet in delight!  "I KNEW IT!"  Her eyes got HUGE.  "Have you been wearing it- ever since my birthday?!"

My face was SO RED-

"..yes!"

She looked at me, almost leaning forward off the bed!  "Is it... the ONLY one?!"

I panted!  "Yes Honey!  That's why it's so important that you-"  

"Oh god you must be SO horny right now!" she laughed, looking at me in wonder, keeping her distance from me, playing with the key in her hand!  "Claire showed me some pictures online, of guys wearing them- it looks so TINY and SCRUNCHED UP in there!  You can't, like, get stiff at ALL, can you Daddy?"

No, but my little dick was REALLY trying right now!

"Honey, I don't think it's appropriate for a girl to ask her father-"

She looked at me.  "As appropriate for a Father to have his daughter wearing the key to his sex toy around her neck for two months without telling her?"

I was panting!  "It's not a... Sex Toy!  Its in fact- the opposite!  It PREVENTS men- from having- any type of sex at all!"

"Yeah, I know," she giggled.  "Claire and I read ALL about them, after we figured it out."  

Her grin was so wide!  

So- 

-mature!

"I kind of wish I could get Xavier to wear one," she giggled.  "Then he'd be SO hot and bothered for me-"

Oh god my cock-

She was thinking-

-of locking up OTHER guys already!

But I had to get my key back before she left-

-and made me celibate forever!

"...please Honey- it was a mistake!" I panted!  "I... shouldn't have... brought you into- something like this!  It was just a game I was playing with myself- it was dumb, I know- but just- give my key back- and you can start your college life- without any attachments or ties holding you back here!"

My young daughter was looking at me. 

Sitting barefoot on my bed, bouncing her nude leg, trying to decide the fate of my penis-

-while playing with my chastity key in her fingers!

I sweated, realizing this must be what REAL chastity must feel like-

-having the fate of your sex life- totally out of your hands!

Finally, she giggled.  

"What if I don't.... want to give it back?"

"Sophie!"

"What if I LIKE thinking about you all hot and bothered for me, Daddy?"

"SOPHIE!"

She laughed!  

"What?!  A LOT of girls like looking pretty- for their Daddies."

And she said it while sliding one super smooth coltish leg against the other!

I strained, giving in and pulling on my surging little metal cage through my towel, making her laugh again!

"But Sophie- you'd be too far away- gone for months!"

"You've already gone two months without using it- what's a few more?"

"It's not- the same!" I panted, heart pounding!  She wasn't budging!  "With you HERE- I could... SEE the key- SEE you!  It was like- you were encouraging me on- pulling me forward to hold out one more day- even if you didn't KNOW about it!" I stammered, sweating!  "But if you're not here- if you're hundreds of miles away- it wouldn't be the SAME!  It would feel like... being thrown away in the trash!" I finished, not knowing how else to put it!

Oh god I had fucked it all up-

My vanilla relationship with my daughter-

She would never understand-

Never see me the same way after this pathetic outburst-

Even as I watched, Sophie looked at the beautiful key I had made for her, and solemnly took it off her neck-

-and bunched up the soft golden chain I had given her into one small hand-

-and held it out at arm's length to me!

She sighed.  

"Well... I guess you can have your key back if you want, Daddy..." 

Trembling but also sad, I reached for it-

-and she pulled her hand back at the last second!

"Or you could let me keep it!  For REAL this time!"

"Sophie!"  

Oh god my heart-

"I'd be the BEST Keyholder you'd EVER HAVE!  I could learn- to do it EXACTLY like how you wanted, Daddy!"

I shook my head even as my heart pounded!  "No!  You'd be- TOO far away!"

"We could video call every day- I could teach you how to use Snapchat!"

"No!  Sophie- I can't-"

"A video call every morning as soon as I wake up and every night right before bed!" she offered.  "And maybe, if you're lucky- one of me wearing your key in the showers!  With my boobies covered with my hands of course!"

I moaned, imagining my young Sophie in the dorm showers-

-nude and wet and wearing only my chastity key!

"Unnggh!" I panted, grabbing my cage through my towel again, making her laugh!

"I PROMISE I'll wear it EVERY day in the showers, Daddy!  I been taking it off at home because I didn't know if it was waterproof-"

"It's waterproof!" I muttered, my dick about to break-

"-so if you like the idea I can spend SO MUCH time naked and only wearing your chastity key, Daddy!" she laughed, getting more animated!  "EVERY time I shower- EVERY time I shave my legs- or my kitty-" She giggled!  "Even when I'm totally naked alone in bed at night..."  She giggled and blushed-  "...playing with myself."

"NNGGYGH!" I yelled, trying to squeeze my cage, to get ANY stimulation!

"Pllllllleeeeeeeeeaaasse Daddy?!" Sophie laughed, grabbing my arm!  "Please please please?!  I PROMISE I'll be the BEST Keyholder EVER!!!!"

I panted-

And gasped-

And strained-

-because this was TRULY the point of no return-

-I couldn't believe I was even considering this!

-but I looked into those big brown eyes and my heart melted even as my dick hardened!

I swallowed, rock hard, heart beating out of my chest!

"...every time you shower," I gulped, "I want pictures- tasteful ones!"

Sophie squealed and hugged me and my towel fell off, making her laugh and laugh and laugh.

***

It was the start of the hardest four years of my life. 

Every morning I'd wake up to a stream of Snapchats from my daughter halfway across the country- 

Some down her body while she lay in bed, showing her short sleepshirt and bare legs and naked toes-

Some from the side, showing her head and shoulders and fun sexy bed hair-

Some a long selfie in the mirror, showing me what she was wearing to class that day-

-always with my key somehow visible, sometimes with it between her teeth as she grinned!

And she didn't send me selfies EVERY time she took a shower-

-that would be RIDICULOUS-

-but at least once a week I'd get a snap a random time with the title "Shower Time!" and I'd rush to open it up where ever I was, even in a closet at work-

-to see pictures of my young beautiful nude tanned wet Sophie with her damp brunette hair plastered to her skin-

-wearing my key and nothing else in her communal dorm showers!

She always kept her bits hidden-

-there were SO many ways to cover the rude pieces with soap or bottles or a towel or her hands or even once, her friend's hands-

-but I got to see EVERY OTHER INCH of my daughter's slim perfect body, except for her nipples and her bikini triangle- 

-even her smooth bare tight bottom on many occaisions!  I guess she didn't consider THAT nudity- 

-even after I TOLD her what it did to me-

-while she was smiling and wearing only my key, nude!

And she got so much better at writing captions for each picture she'd send to me-

They started off innocent like, 'Feeling Hot today' or 'Is this outfit cute enough for you?', but with only a little feedback she soon graduated to sending me pics with captions like: 

'Does this outfit make your cage tight Daddy?' 

or

'Look how hot these toes are- don't you wish you could suck them'

or

'Played with myself in the shower thinking about how you can't- yelled SO HARD when I came'

It was driving me absolutely crazy!  

In the good way!

Of course her friend Claire knew and somehow (probably at Sophie's doing) all of her other friends found out as well, and so some weekends Sophie would give me a 'group' video of her friends 'saying hello', teasing me about my chastity cage, calling me 'their Chastity Daddy'-

-and then I started getting totally NUDE Snapchats from her friends, showing me things that Sophie NEVER could, since they had absolute assurances from Sophie- that I couldn't do A THING while looking at their pictures!

And somehow that made them even MORE bold!

As a forty-something divorced man, to have three, then five, then TEN hot young rebellious college girls sending me near-nude pictures on a daily basis was like- 

-winning the Mega Millions lottery!  

Every day!

Even if I NEVER got a chance to stroke off to them!

Sophie denied my requests with a laugh whenever I asked, with a firm giggle if I got more insistent, then with a definite 'NO' and a stopping of all texts for a while if I REALLY pestered her about the cage pinching me!  

After a few days of the silent treatment I'd be begging to stay locked for her a little longer, which she always accepted- by sending me another highly artistic totally nude picture of her in the shower wearing ONLY my key, always with a caption like 'Good to have you back, Daddy.'

Sophie and Claire did fly back for Thanksgiving break and use some fuzzy handcuffs borrowed from Claire's mother to tie my hands behind my back after a shower and then Sophie very ceremoniously handed my key to Claire to unlock me and they both laughed at how small and shrunken my cock had gotten and how much coaxing Claire had to do with her fingers to get me hard and how I couldn't hold back and came all over Claire's soft hand in less than 30 seconds of spit-lubed stroking because I was SO sensitive and then Claire immediately locked me back up and gave the key back to Sophie who put it back around her neck immediately and laughed, "And now you have to wait until New Year's, Daddy!"  

And that was my only unlocking for the Fall Semester.

But the HOTTEST parts where in the weeks after, when Sophie started telling me about all the boys she was meeting-

About how they were SO much hotter and taller and more mature than the boys she knew back home-

-more charming and insistent too-

-about how she had drunkenly kissed one at a party-

-and let another one feel her up under her shirt but over her bra at a different party the next week-

-about how there were SO MANY guys trying SO HARD to get into her panties ALL the time- 

-and how she was SO close to letting one of them do it-

-and how she had let one of them pull aside her soaked panties and finger her one night while she moaned and held my key in her fist but nothing more than that-

Of course I BEGGED her to be safe-

To choose the RIGHT guy, to use a condom-

-but more importantly, to let me know every detail when it happened!

But Sophie was resisting-

Putting me off-

Her friends insisted she was getting VERY close, that it was only a matter of time-

-and then I got a package in the mail and realized what Sophie had been waiting for. 

It was the first thing she had mailed me home from college ever.

A large white box with a VERY large white vibrator in it.  

The type that plugged into the WALL.

All her friends had chipped in to get me one with 10x the power of Angie's old one. 

And the note:

'The internet says using this on your cage will be a lot more fun- you might even spurt a little from it, even though it won't feel as good as a REAL spurt that Claire could give you!  (But you'll probably last longer!  Claire says hi BTW)- so I want you using it the next time I tell you about me and boys- I've got BIG news!  If you spurt using this, while talking to me on the phone, then I'll KNOW you're happy Daddy- and I'll never worry about needing to unlock you again!  Love, XOXO Sophie!'

And I've been sitting here naked, staring at this vibrator for the last two hours, with five unread Snapchats from Sophie on my phone.

Because I know that, if this worked-

-I would never have a free penis again. 

Because my daughter had turned out to be too good of a keyholder.  

***THE END***